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THURSDAY 10/23

BROWN DERBY SCREAMS

Hulloooomosexuals! Now, I am not going to sit here and sprain my typey little fingers trying to convince you how flip-flapping brilliant and hilarious Ian Bell and his mad Brown Derby players are. If you were born with the sense God gave a grape nut you damn well already know. It is merely my intention to inform you that they are aiming said brilliant hilariousness at my all-time favorite ’90s teen slasher-flick, Scream (the movie that heralded the triumphant return of Drew Barrymore’s lisp and introduced the world to death by garage door), and they are going to spoof the holy living shit out of it. As usual, you have only three fleeting, measly nights to see it. Re-bar, 8 pm, $20, 21+…

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Adrian Ryan is a Stranger senior contributing writer and nightlife columnist. He has been writing for The Stranger since late 1997, and he’s pretty sure he still hasn’t been paid for some really early...