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Do you love your car? Ever thought about marrying it? Well, now you can! Bring your car over to the corner of 76th and Greenwood and under a romantic black and white wedding arch you can marry that steel sweetie of yours, and get a memorable keepsake photo!

Marry your car celebration and photo contest begins right after the Greenwood Car Show on June 28th, 4-7 p.m. on the corner of 76th and Greenwood Ave North!. $10 to enter the photo contest (your wedding license fee) and you could win a $100 CASH prize for the best picture!

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...