Hey, human stereo: Whole Foods is not a club.
SLU IN STEREO
The Whole Foods in South Lake Union: You were the human stereo at the salad bar, wearing a backpack that doubled as a sound system pumping out club-level decibels. Did you just get back from Burning Man? If you’re so enamored of the club environment that you must bring it with you everywhere, would it kill you to have better taste in music?
MADISON AND BOREN, PENIS IN HAND
You were walking with your penis hanging out of your pants. Occasionally, absentmindedly, you touched it. Then you walked into a store.