Nice, hairless tits. That’s right, Dave, Zac Effron has nice, hairless tits.

25 replies on “Zac Efron Has Nice Tits”

  1. Don’t forget the superfluous 3rd nipple!! On a side note, my ma asked me when I thought Mr. Efron would be coming out of the closet. I had no answer to give her, as I have no indication one way or another. Anybody care to venture a guess??

  2. He works out a lot! There are always pics of him going in or coming out of a gym somewhere (usually in West Hollywood). I was dismissive towards Zac for a long time because of the High School Musical thing. Another Disney-driven kiddie heartthrob, right? Then I saw Me and Orson Welles and admired his experienced, understated performance and thought, “This kid is going to do something with his career.”

    Tits or no tits (and yeah, nice bod), he’s a talent to watch and take seriously.

  3. How is John Sayles appearing in a feature built to showcase Zac Efron not a sign of the apocalypse?

    And as for “a talent to watch and take seriously” – though his handlers are working as hard as they can on that, I’m not sure he’ll escape a Mickey Rooney future. Tits or no.

  4. @8: John Sayles probably just wanted to meet Zac Efron and his hairless tits. Who could blame him?

    And speaking of Mr. Sayles: CASA DE LOS BABYS

  5. “You can actually hear voices under the water… I have no idea how that works…”

    Um. He’s definitely pretty, but I guess not so bright.

  6. Ever since I saw the preview for this movie, the only thing that has gotten me out of bed in the morning is my anticipation of what an awesome review Lindy is going to write.

  7. I think it’s time for Zac and Brent Corrigan to come over to my place. For dinner. And maybe a hot tub. Oh yeah, and a fistful of roofies. Pics to follow…

  8. There was a story by a Canadian gossip columnist (Elaine Lui) who also volunteers at Covenant House, which is a shelter for teens in Vancouver, and she said he was walking by when he was in town filming this movie, and stopped and talked to some of the kids, some of whom wanted autographed pictures. He had someone drop off a bunch the next day, no fanfare or publicity. The only reason this woman knew about it was because she volunteers there. He may be pretty, but he also seems like a nice kid.

  9. Has anyone ever heard of waxing..That is a waxed chest!!! I hate chicken hawks. They never grow old gracefully. Just get more bitter everyday.

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