Not all female porn stars are overtanned, overbleached bobble-heads. Nina is the queen mother of the new whip-smart, sex-positive women ruling today's adult-film industry
—trailblazers like Jenna Jameson, Belladonna, and Joanna Angel. Hartley, with her 22-plus years in porn and an education as a registered nurse, comes to Seattle with a new book, Nina Hartley's Guide to Total Sex
. If you want to learn a thing or two about being hotter and happier in 2007
, then don't miss her workshop. (Babeland, 707 E Pike St, 328-2914. 7:30 pm, $30, 18+
. Free book signing at Babeland Sat March 3, 7 pm.