Yesterday, more details came to light about lawsuits filed by Wizards of the Coast against alleged Dungeons and Dragons book filesharers. In recent years, D&D has made a huge digital push with subscription-based online services, but in April, Wizards put the kabosh on official PDF copies of their books amid a flurry of lawsuits.

With this week's reveal of the plaintiffs and some of their attempts at mediation comes a doozy:

Nolan, denying that he uploaded the handbook for public access or committed other wrongdoing, wrote personally to the court on May 20 that he lost his wallet with material showing his Web site usernames and passwords on a trip to Michigan in February.

A (paraphrased) response at reddit sums it up: Time to roll a skill check for bullshitting, Nolan. You better hope the judge considers your D20 permissible evidence.