BEEN TURNED DOWN FOR LIFE INSURANCE?

It's a fact: Some families have more accidents than others—but is this any reason to be denied life insurance? Haven't you been punished enough? Your friends at Provincial Life Insurance Company think so, and are prepared to offer a policy which will protect your family should any more unfortunate accidents occur (and let's be realistic—they probably will).
FOR ONLY PENNIES A DAY,
a Kennedy family member can obtain a ONE MILLION DOLLAR life insurance policy that can keep any surviving family member financially secure for at least a year. AND YOU CANNOT BE DENIED—FOR ANY REASON! As long as you have a full-time job or political appointment, monetary security for your loved ones is just a phone call away. And you'll find our coverage extends far beyond what other life insurance companies offer. Does your current life insurance plan protect you in case of:
• War-Time Death Due to Volunteering for Suicide Missions?
• Accidental Death at Birth?
• Accidental Drowning of Acquaintances?
• Political Assassination?
• Amputation (Accidental or Otherwise)?
• Automobile Accidents?
• Cocaine Addiction?
• Heroin Addiction?
• Football-Related Skiing Accidents?
• Accidental Plane Crashes?
Only Provincial Life Insurance can provide the Kennedy family with the coverage they need!
Provincial: Call 1-800-346-6478—TODAY!! (Before something else happens!)