What has happened to our society? Enough is enough!
So this is what I suggest: Just kill them. A few death squads, composed primarily of off-duty police and other volunteers, armed with silenced .22 pistols, can don ski masks--and in a few hours, load up dump trucks and provide feed for fish, soap plants, or animal shelters.
Between 3:00 and 5:00 a.m. would be best. I guarantee an immediate improvement in the atmosphere of our fair city. Repeat as needed.
In your hearts, you know I'm right.