All right, so you were stoned when you stole my license plate. Who could blame you? It said 420! Whoa man... a license plate that has 4 20 on it! Sure I understand, you needed it for your collection. I bet you hung it in your room between your stack of High Times and your prized, six-foot glass bong. I bet your friends were really impressed. Well I'm not, you fucking burnout! I got a ticket for not having a front plate, and I can't afford to get a new set. So why don't you toke a phatty, have some laughs about this whole far out trip, and put my license plate back on my fucking car. The screws are still in my bumper where you so courteously left them. Thanks for not stealing those too.

--Anonymous