I didn't tell you that it was okay when you couldn't get it up for me, because it wasn't. It was humiliating for me too. But that doesn't mean you have to make me feel like it was my fault for not sucking your dick. I don't have a problem with giving head; I love it as much as the next red-blooded heterosexual woman. But I won't go down before sex. Do you have any idea how many guys will just collect their blow jobs and leave? I have to watch out for myself and make sure my own needs get met. It's been 19 months since I had sex, so you know I'm not messing around. I want you to hold me down and goddamn nail me. If you can't handle that, then yeah, we should just be friends.

Sorry if that intimidates you or whatever. See you around.