The fact that you have the audacity to look me in the eye after saying that I let you sexually violate me is completely incomprehensible. The fact that you think we're cool just proves what a true moron you really are. What the hell would possess someone to spread such an erroneous rumor (about one's "best friend," no less)? Silly me gave you a chance to (somehow?) rectify the situation and you fucked that up too. You didn't tell a single soul the truth. Luckily, your credibility around here is now worth dick (speaking of which, I heard yours is nearly nonexistent).

You have fucked over everyone you know, and you're deluded if you think it's gone unnoticed. You haven't a shred of loyalty to anyone. All you have now is pseudo-buddies who only put up with you because they pity you. Well, fuck that. I want to make it very clear that I am not one of them. I hate you. I should have pegged you for the douche bag that you are when you secretly videotaped you and another one of your "best friends" together. You aren't clever. You aren't cute. I've seen tapeworms crawling out of horses' asses with more charm than you. You've pissed off everyone coast to coast; I suggest you flee to Mexico. Don't ever try to swindle your way back into my life again. So long, ya sleazy fuck.

--Anonymous