ACROSS
- 1. "The Internet Is for Porn" musical
- 8. King Arthur's half-sister Morgan
- 13. Guide feature?
- 14. How grade-schoolers are grouped
- 15. Trattoria treat
- 16. Ballet leaps
- 17. Xanadu grp.
- 18. Freelancer's enclosures: Abbr.
- 20. Supermarket section
- 21. Tanners catch them
- 23. Some like it hot
- 25. Meet
- 26. Cyrano de Bergerac author Rostand
- 29. Prefix with sex
- 30. Shitheads
- 34. III preceders: Abbr.
- 35. Main course
- 36. Montana and others: Abbr.
- 37. "How stupid of me!"
- 38. Course
- 42. Bridle parts
- 44. Like Playboy models
- 47. The Simpsons bartender
- 48. Dot-commerce
- 50. Goes up and down
- 52. Hardly modern
- 53. They might backfire
- 54. Ashes, e.g.
- 55. Place to buy bric-a-brac
DOWN
- 1. Fall flower
- 2. Kind of concerto
- 3. Jetson boy
- 4. Profit
- 5. Popular pizza/grill chain, informally
- 6. 11,000-foot Italian peak
- 7. Director's directive
- 8. JFK's successor
- 9. Ogled
- 10. Momentous
- 11. Facial feature, later in life
- 12. Answer to "No, that's not!"
- 19. Barcelona title
- 22. Blink of an eye
- 24. Wood trimmer
- 27. Was in the lineup, but only went to bat
- 28. Computer application features
- 30. Hiphopper born Richard Quitevis
- 31. It goes around the world
- 32. Maine, e.g.
- 33. Robert Plant's band, for short
- 39. Appliance maker
- 40. Spa handout
- 41. Siddhartha writer
- 43. Bring into being
- 45. Hercules spin-off
- 46. Safecracker
- 49. ___ Alamos
- 51. "___ boom bah!"
