Columns Dec 3, 2009 at 4:00 am

Control Tower

Porn Problems

Mistress Matisse
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I can think of few things more potentially vomit-inducing than watching Matisse shove things into some random skank's ass.
Rip City Hustle on December 2, 2009 at 1:36 PM Report this
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@1: And I can think of few things more arousing than watching Matisse shove things in some random woman's ass.
TVDinner on December 2, 2009 at 2:41 PM Report this
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I don't watch much porn but Bobbi Starr is not a random skank. If you don't like girl on girl porn or strap on porn don't watch. By the way, why read the Control Tower at all if what you read brings out the worst in you?
Mistress Kathryn on December 2, 2009 at 10:01 PM Report this
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@1: Reading your pathetic little comments for starters.
Cordwainer on December 2, 2009 at 10:08 PM Report this
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Don't feed the trolls! Sad, insecure, judgemental little people who can't face their own emotions and so go around the web looking for some attention! Pity the trolls. Don't pay them any attention!
erichv on December 3, 2009 at 12:20 AM Report this
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Word to erichv, with the caveat that pity is wasted. Despise them for the sad little fucks they are.
Trix on December 3, 2009 at 1:27 AM Report this
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Matisse, I enjoyed following the process via Twitter and watching the preview.It was interesting to reas about your perspective. Not a subscriber to Kink.com but watched the preview. You were definitely the most stylishly dressed.

So how does it feel to add "Porn Star" to your credits?"
on December 3, 2009 at 3:28 AM Report this
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Matisse, I enjoyed following the process via Twitter and watching the preview.It was interesting to reas about your perspective. Not a subscriber to Kink.com but watched the preview. You were definitely the most stylishly dressed.

So how does it feel to add "Porn Star" to your credits?"
on December 3, 2009 at 3:31 AM Report this
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as someone who likes both porn and sausages, I do NOT want to hear about what goes into making them. thx.

I read kink.com and didn't read further.

please don't ruin my favourite site.
on December 3, 2009 at 2:19 PM Report this
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kink.com is also my favorite site. I'm sad to know that's it's all staged! It's a LIE!!! NOOOOO
on December 3, 2009 at 4:20 PM Report this
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I think "Mistress" Matisse needs to STFU until she's a bona-fide "honeycomb hunny"
on December 3, 2009 at 7:11 PM Report this
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Matisse, you did a great job! I don't watch much porn, but my boyfriend and I downloaded your scene last night. Loved it! And you look fantastic in blue eyeshadow! Teeheehee, my favorite line was, "And I'm *very* dominant, you know."

You pulled it off nicely. Thank you!
Rhythm on December 3, 2009 at 7:59 PM Report this
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"And I'm *very* dominant, you know," is kind of a cheesy line, but with your voice... You could recite the ABC's and I'd cream myself.
libraboy on December 4, 2009 at 7:32 AM Report this
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It must've been more than a little unsettling to have someone else calling the shots, literally and figuratively. Good for you, M.Matisse, for broadening your horizons... so many folks find a little niche that works for them and stop looking in different directions...Brava.
on December 4, 2009 at 8:55 AM Report this
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Do you think the mean, dumb commenters come back to the site, read others' commenting on how mean and dumb they are, and jerk off furiously? I'm guessing it's some kind of nonconsensual public humiliation fetish, or why would they bother reading stuff they know they won't like? I don't read Glenn Beck's blog (assuming he has one) because, well, I know it would be vomit-inducing.
AnathemaT on December 4, 2009 at 11:46 AM Report this
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I think anathema is absolutely correct. I haven't laughed like I did after reading your first line for a long time.
seven on December 4, 2009 at 6:57 PM Report this
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@3 Cuz, reading Control Tower is like reading a Cathy comic stip. You know exactly what it's about, that it Will Annoy you, and you read it anyway...
BtC on December 4, 2009 at 8:30 PM Report this
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Trolls are transparent:

methinks people who wax all furious , outraged, offensive etc on this particular message board are in fact secretly hoping for a reactionary free online commentboard session with the Mistress.

Of course, like all good fantasy, ain't ever going to happen. *smirk*

Rev.Smith on December 7, 2009 at 2:29 AM Report this
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yuck. I loathe kink.com. They're the microsoft of bdsm porn. Matisse must have badly wanted to get that box checked on her bucket list (especially since the pay is typically rotten, compared to a weekend in Vegas with one of her well healed regulars).
on December 7, 2009 at 1:05 PM Report this
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say what you will.... nothing beats TTOO.
on December 7, 2009 at 5:09 PM Report this
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Glad you enjoyed the typo Matisse. Since I mostly hate puns, that's about the only way I will do one without at least the threat of severe punishment.
on December 8, 2009 at 12:53 PM Report this
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I loved meeting Matisse and the film was almost the icing on the cake, very hot!!!
sydvic on December 12, 2009 at 12:59 AM Report this

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