So, are you saying it is possible to have both crazy eyes AND class? I am dubious.

'lotta crazy dudes this week. I hope that new swiss dad gets some $$$. F1 hand = World Thumb Wrestling Champion. Those pics of Bachmann eatin' a corndog are pretty funny. Thanks for keeping it real Cienna MMMMadrid

Well, doesn't everybody get aroused at Wal-mart?

Doesn't eveybody get aroused driving going to Wal-mart?

Tammy Faye will always have that special kind of class in my heart--the kind that earns a crazed fundie a place as a gay icon. It just doesn't get better than that. She was everybody's fundie, clueless mom who still loved you and managed to compartmentalize her belief you were going to burn in hell.

What's with all the exposed penises down South?
The 200% humidity factor makes guys extra horny?

@3 & @4: Uh, no. Do you?

Peckers after peckers!!! Go Geese!!! I love it!!!!!

Is the whole world upside down?
First : Why is it one of western civilizations worst crimes to be a human being? Wearing clothes should be illegal, not the other way around.
And suits worn by bznzmen are 99% equivalent to Burkas.
Two : Why do Republicans love dumbasses so much?
C : Casio's are worse than the stock market, they can't even play by their own rules !
Ω : Does the Ark come with animals? i am more in favor of it, if you can get all the animals in it; this is something that will settle many bar bets.

Interestingly, 75% of your reporting was gleaned, almost word for word, from Daily Snopes. I would suspect that you didn't work very long on this assignment, my dear.