ESPN sports analyst and former New England Patriots running back Craig James, 51, who did not kill five "hookers" while a student at Southern Methodist University, has announced his candidacy for the US Senate seat being vacated by Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas). No word yet on how James, a Republican, intends to deal with the Google bomb alleging the above. Craig Knight, 20, has been banned for three years from every soccer field and stadium in England and Wales after streaking naked at an England under-19 match against Denmark on November 10 in Brighton, England. Knight allegedly bared all before 16,000 fans—including thousands of children on school field trips—at American Express Community Stadium, which further banned him through the 2021 season. Five-time National Basketball Association champion Dennis Rodman, 50, who led the league in rebounds for a record seven straight years, will return to professional basketball as the coach of a topless women's basketball team. "You don't have to have too much experience, just know how to throw the ball into the hole," Rodman told the New York Post.