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Savage Love

Santorum Surges

Dan Savage
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Dan Savage: an inhuman creature that subsists on an almost exclusive diet of pud & santorum. Found only in the captivity of a warped mind, this creature can be quite the cranky little puswa when crossed, so steer clear if you should run across it.
Normal Human Being on January 28, 2012 at 5:41 PM Report this
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Odd oversight on youtube re: santorum.

How is it nobody has made and posted a video of some brownish, gooey substance? No need to show or specify where it came from (avoiding any rules about graphic sexual content). Call the video "santorum" and link to spreadingsantorum.com.

That would shore up a significant gap in the campaign.
on January 29, 2012 at 2:55 AM Report this
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I just heard Suzanne Malveau on CNN describe Rick Santorum as "bringing up the rear" in Florida polls.
on January 31, 2012 at 8:06 AM Report this
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"Eruere et venite mecum ante."

A great motto to live by...thanks Ira and Dan!
on February 2, 2012 at 12:46 PM Report this
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Maybe Ira's motto should be:

Revello!

Ejacualte on meum pectora

(Pull back! Ejaculate on my breasts)
on February 2, 2012 at 1:25 PM Report this
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Hmm. Dan, is that santoram on your face? Why would a nasty guy like you name the stuff on your dick after your enemy? I don't get it? You are a truly pathetic hypocrite. And truly mean.
on February 8, 2012 at 4:25 AM Report this
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It is a shame for Chicago that this fu...ng Prick Savage is originally from Chicago. He has an undeveloped sick brain to do & say what he does
on February 11, 2012 at 6:39 AM Report this
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Canada loves Dan Savage and all the good you do in this world!
on February 16, 2012 at 7:00 PM Report this
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@3,5. If someone is attacking your very right to exist, and have a life with the same liberties that are granted to everyone else, They do not simply fall in the category of "people that have different views than your own". Were the Nazis simply "people that have different views than your own"?
Slervo on February 16, 2012 at 8:36 PM Report this
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I am tired of the news media repeating that Santorum has "blue collar roots" and will win over middle class union workers.
Since the 1970s, Santorum has been a republican college/law school student, intern for a republican senator, House representative, senator and lobbiest. His father was a doctor. His grandfather worked in a coal mine but that doesn't make Santorum a coal miner.
He hates Unions, teachers, and welfare recipients.
on February 20, 2012 at 9:13 AM Report this
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CNN Arizona debate this evening (2/22/2012) at roughly 108 minutes into the debate - CNN cuts to the only shot outside where the public is holding up signs. In the center screen one sign reads "Frothy Santorum. lube & fecal matter".

The camera zooms into this sign then they cut to commercial break.
on February 22, 2012 at 7:56 PM Report this
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Hi Dan:

Big fan yada yada.

I came up with this this afternoon, just jerking around. See what I did there?

Regardless, if it gets all memey, you heard it here first. Link with time stamp after the break.

"A frothy and slippery mixture
was named for a Republican fixture
When he finally comes out
There can be no doubt
That some guy will say "wipe off your dick sir."

https://www.facebook.com/tim.steil/posts…
TimSteil on February 26, 2012 at 6:28 PM Report this
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Wow, look at the hate. And you wonder why we are forced to keep our distance from those on the left. Just look at your hate and intolerance. And yes, you can compare homosexual sex acts to other obscene sex acts like incest, child sex, and animal sex, it is all actions the person CHOSE to engage in. Yes homosexuality is a choice, and always has been a choice
on February 27, 2012 at 9:03 AM Report this
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The S man (no, definitively NOT Super)is just misunderstood. If we give the loving couple 25 tries for each kid conceived, the poor slub has had sex a grand total of 200 times his whole life. That is; if you believe that he has never (ever) used any form of birth control and just decided to have sex because that is what people do. ( OK, so I will include him in the the wide net of the definition of "people.")
200 times HIS WHOLE LIFE!
Now, I am sure there is no confusion about why he is what he is. See: George Bailey telling the old banker what a miserable excuse for a person he is in "it's A Wonderful Life."
Why can't every single ultra whatever all go live in the same place? They all have the same syndrome: People enjoying life(or trying to)are to be brought back to a world of continued suffering of our...his,( Santorum's and his ilk )
own making. The sad part is that the world will never be free of these creatures, the real "Devils" of the world.
Robert91 on March 1, 2012 at 5:13 PM Report this
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The S man (no, definitively NOT Super)is just misunderstood. If we give the loving couple 25 tries for each kid conceived, the poor slub has had sex a grand total of 200 times his whole life. That is; if you believe that he has never (ever) used any form of birth control and just decided to have sex because that is what people do. ( OK, so I will include him in the the wide net of the definition of "people.")
200 times HIS WHOLE LIFE!
Now, I am sure there is no confusion about why he is what he is. See: George Bailey telling the old banker what a miserable excuse for a person he is in "it's A Wonderful Life."
Why can't every single ultra whatever all go live in the same place? They all have the same syndrome: People enjoying life(or trying to)are to be brought back to a world of continued suffering of our...his,( Santorum's and his ilk )
own making. The sad part is that the world will never be free of these creatures, the real "Devils" of the world.
Robert91 on March 1, 2012 at 5:16 PM Report this
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Ahhhhh! Did you see the Daily Show? The term Santorum has made it to the big time. Feb 29th, Jon Stewart defines it, and shows supporting clips. Brilliant! You rock Dan!
LA76 on March 2, 2012 at 12:05 AM Report this
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I am an Aussie that is way behind in world politics so th first time I ever heard of 'Santorum' was when I started listening to ur podcast last year. Now when I hear about him on th news all I can think about is ur definition and hav to double take and think what it is really about :) defs makes th news interesting
AlexN on March 9, 2012 at 4:26 AM Report this
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So, if Newt Gingrich won the vote in a state caucus by winning a debate (debates, being spoken events) against RS, one could say "Newt Gingrich ricks Santorum".
Grossest 4-word sentence ever......
Steve I. on March 12, 2012 at 6:16 PM Report this
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As a 2003 reader of The Onion and Savage Love, I want to say, "You're welcome!"

illuminatus on March 17, 2012 at 10:44 PM Report this
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Headline just read on MSN: Santorum says no pink balls

Pretty stellar headline, I say.

Link to article if anyone cares: http://now.msn.com/now/0329-santorum-pin…
jsluna on March 29, 2012 at 11:20 AM Report this
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Headline just read on MSN: Santorum says no pink balls

Pretty stellar headline, I say.

Link to article if anyone cares: http://now.msn.com/now/0329-santorum-pin…
jsluna on March 29, 2012 at 11:22 AM Report this
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Dan, I love the stuff about Santorum. Might be interested to know, that while I myself am straight I support Gay Marriage. I am, like your Dad generally a conservative on fiscal issues, but not on the social ones. Have voted in different times for people out of both parties(Clinton, and Obama for example). Santorum represents to me half of what is wrong with a lot of those who call themselves Christian, but never live up to the example of Christ himself. Keep up the great articles. By the way, ever thought of running for office?
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