Dear older black gentleman at the number 4 bus stop: First of all, thanks for calling me a "neo-Nazi" and a "piece-of-shit motherfucker." I'm sure the little girl sitting next to me appreciated that. Also, before you threaten to "shoot [me] in the motherfucking face," based on the fact that I'm young, white, and shave my head, maybe you could stop and think about the fact that I'm a chef, it's 110 degrees in a busy kitchen, and thin, cheap cotton T-shirts are both comfortable and inexpensive enough that I can ruin them and not feel bad. Seriously, fuck you. Also, I could tell the irony of accosting me at a bus stop for having a shaved head, while you had the same hairstyle, was lost on you.

—Anonymous