Hey folks, it was great riding the brand-new Ferris wheel with you yesterday, and I'm sorry about how awkward I made it. I have a tendency to say very sexual-sounding things with absolutely mundane meanings. I really wasn't trying to ask you to have sex with my friend and me. Looking back, it probably took an otherwise highly romantic experience for you and flipped it on its head, trapping you in awkwardness hell for the nine or so minutes we were together. When I asked, "Hey, are you guys swingers?" what I actually meant to communicate was "Please, don't rock the gondola." But in future interactions, I will strive to be less awkward.

—Anonymous