Columns Jan 8, 2014 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Ass-Grabbing Asshole

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1
I would much rather the grabber rather than the grabbee had written this. I mean, "Don't make it so presentable." My, my. Wouldn't you just love to see a paragraph or so trying to explain that? Commentus opportunis right there. As it is, yeah, well. There's always next time...
Paddy Mac on January 8, 2014 at 11:13 AM Report this
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Grabbing your ass was way wrong but what's this business about standing on a chair? It's obviously inconsiderate to anyone behind you and even though you say you were at the back, there was obviously someone behind you. It's also a liability issue for the place. Some drunk standing on a chair who falls and gets hurt is a nightmare for a business owner.
Cletus on January 8, 2014 at 2:44 PM Report this
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I always enjoy how the commenters consistently find a way to focus their gripes back on the OP. "I'm sorry you were sexually assaulted and all, but why were you standing on a chair?!!"

virginia mason on January 8, 2014 at 4:02 PM Report this
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And I enjoyed it, thanks!
on January 8, 2014 at 4:21 PM Report this
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Come on lady go get a bouncer and have his lecherous ass chucked out.

That's what bouncers are for.

I see this happen at clubs all the frickin time, both the ass-grabbing and the subsequent throwing-out.
Spiffy D on January 8, 2014 at 4:45 PM Report this
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Shoulda kicked him (her?).
lalilolly on January 8, 2014 at 9:02 PM Report this
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Kinda hard to kick someone in the balls when you're standing on a chair
on January 8, 2014 at 9:09 PM Report this
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I dont condone uninvited ass-grabbing, but in reality ass-grabbing, sexual assault and rape are totally different definitions. Thats ok though, she'll most likely end up being a fag-hag, cat lady in a few years with a quizzical tone in her voice as she says, "why can't I find a decent man"?
Seattlebcc on January 9, 2014 at 5:36 AM Report this
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#8, says the guy with the obvious chip on his shoulder about women.
on January 9, 2014 at 6:45 AM Report this
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Guy was a creep and certainly deserves a good ball kick but his comeback was pretty funny.
debug on January 9, 2014 at 3:18 PM Report this
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No one is asking the crucial questions. What was she wearing? How did her ass look? We need pics of her ass in the same outfit before we can judge.
on January 9, 2014 at 8:41 PM Report this
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When you add degrees to your accusation, you make yourself look like a dramatic twit. Next time, don't bother with words. Troglodytes don't speak that language. Punch the fucker right in his face.
treehugger on January 10, 2014 at 7:53 AM Report this
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TCLballardwallymont nailed it: Get drunk, cavort with other people sexually, regret it, call it "rape".
Arthur Zifferelli on January 10, 2014 at 7:18 PM Report this
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12: Who mentioned "regrets?" This isn't buyer's remorse here. Her ass was grabbed, she said to knock it off, and he grabbed it again.

The fact that you're apparently so bitter about the "buyer's remorse" myth that you're seeing it everywhere, including here, tells me a lot about you. I'm sorry you get accused of rape so often. Maybe if you stopped fucking unconscious chicks? If you start showering more and lose the fedora, the conscious ones might stop running away from you.
Bonefish on January 10, 2014 at 7:18 PM Report this
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15: You only hope people become more cavalier about rape so you can finally fuck someone other than your ugly pug of a wife without going to jail.
Bonefish on January 10, 2014 at 7:30 PM Report this
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"Rape Culture" is not a thing. Hopefully, 2014 will be the year that ludicrous buzz phrase is finally laid to rest.
psychic, powerless... on January 11, 2014 at 1:07 AM Report this
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Ass grabbing is not rape.
Arthur Zifferelli on January 11, 2014 at 7:03 PM Report this
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And, Bonefish, I will not sleep with you no matter how many times you ask and how often you stalk me. You're simply not my type, and I would appreciate it if you stopped carrying your grudge against me for refusing your advances.
Arthur Zifferelli on January 11, 2014 at 7:05 PM Report this
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I am assuming, "don't make it so presentable", meant "get it out of my face". Stop standing on your chair and sticking your ass in the face of the person behind you. So he wrapped his request in a non-pc ass grab. Maybe you should take his advice and SIT DOWN!
jojo on January 13, 2014 at 11:05 AM Report this
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Thanks for the weekly reminder that all males are rapists.
on January 13, 2014 at 1:39 PM Report this
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"How do you spell misogyny"?

Stranger s-l-o-g comments.
on January 14, 2014 at 5:21 PM Report this
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Wow, saying creepazoids shouldn't grab women's asses without permission really seems to upset and frighten the creepazoids. Who knew their feelings were so very sensitive? I guess the take away message is, if some man repeatedly grabbed their ass when told not to, the average creepazoid would welcome it with open asscheeks?
on January 14, 2014 at 6:34 PM Report this
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Shoulda punched him in the throat. His highly presentable throat.

meb #25 - you're clearly a moron - if she liked it so much why did she write a rant about it?
srslypissedoff on January 17, 2014 at 2:38 PM Report this
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A straight arm to the chest usually cuts that shit off cold. Next time, try that.
on January 19, 2014 at 8:16 PM Report this

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