In 1999, you published my I, Anonymous letter. It was my confession of masturbating into my roommate's sink and on his toothbrush, because he was an asshole. Years later, I got married, had a kid. But now my wife is my asshole roommate. Married five years, I discovered that she's been having an affair with a scumbag. They had sex in my bed while I was at work. I've left her and moved out. So now, on the days that she's at work, I come to the house and masturbate in her sink. And on the bed. And on her toothbrush. And on her dildo. And into her drawer of panties. My way of inflicting revenge... Feels good every time. At least it's something.