You hit-and-run me in the U-District, just off 45th Street, on Wednesday, February 10, around 11 a.m. Since then, my life has been a series of broken bones, surgeries, tests, and scans. I'm still hospitalized. I'd like to give you a chance to come forward and identify yourself. You're not doing yourself any favors by hanging back, and my continued recovery would be greatly aided by receiving information from you. Contact the Seattle Police, it won't be as scary as you think and will definitely help with that gnawing guilty feeling you're going to carry around for the rest of your life otherwise. Likewise, if it wasn't you but you saw something, please do me a solid and come forward with any info, no matter how trivial it may seem. The SPD number is 206-625-5011.
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