Blowjob

After years of avoiding The Stranger like the plague because
of a piece entitled “Dirty David Della” written 32 years ago, City
Councilmember Della moseyed into our offices for an endorsement
showdown with his competitor Tim Burgess. For the first time ever,
Della seemed like a human being. Della should be commended for being a
big enough man to attend the interview. He should also be commended for
his mustache, which—unlike certain other council members’
attempts at facial hair—does not make him look like Hitler.