STONED HIPPIE LOVES WHALES, HATES STRANGER

To the Editor:
First, there was Charles D’Ambrosio’s article “Dead Whales, Bad Thoughts”
[Nov 5, 1998], which went in-depth on Charles’ fixation with pissing in the
ocean and his longing to nibble on a whale burger (witty!). Now, we get your
sex columnist and your TV columnist piping in [“That’s Good Eatin’,”
by Dan Savage; I Love Television, by Wm. Steven Humphrey, both May 27] with
their equally irrelevant snippets about how to kill and eat whales. Tee-hee!
Aren’t we funny?I am writing from Bellingham and I am, indeed, a stoned
hippie. Still, I doubt any of your readers learned much from your vapid
coverage of this story. Apparently, killing whales (ha ha ha) is just too danged
funny to warrant serious reporting. You folks occasionally do smart, informative,
and balanced articles on environmental issues. The way you giggled through the
whale hunt, however, seemed like umm… a harsh toke. Bummer, dudes.

Alex McLean
Bellingham

RACIST LYNNWOOD MAN LOVES WHALES, HATES INJUNS

To the Makah:
Here’s a suggestion that will mimic the tradition so closely adhered to in the
taking of the Gray Whale and yet allow you to maintain your high work ethic
standards. To take more than one whale at a time without so much work, string
an extension cord out to a pod of whales. Then, when the time is just right,
throw one of the TVs (that would have otherwise been gracing your front yards)
into the water. If the TV doesn’t work, how about an old washer or dryer? I
counted not less than five TV sets discarded on the lawns of your proud people.The
litter and filth that you “proud people” live in is one of the most dirty, sorry,
and embarrassing places in Washington state. I’m sorry, I forgot that you were
sticking to tradition by the use of power boats and anti-tank guns. I’d like
to bring back a tradition that white people have long since discarded (as we
had seen the errors of our ways): the tradition of sharing our blankets with
you. I have a couple, especially for those in the canoe who gleefully called
on their cell phones after killing the whale–just like your ancient fathers
before you. Don’t mind the itching. It will go away, just as soon as the fever
sets in. Go to hell!

Ray Thomas
Lynnwood

ANTI-IMPERIALIST LOVES WHALE FONDUE, HATES HIS GRANDFATHER

To the Editor:
Now that they’ve brought back whaling, I wonder if I might be allowed
to indulge in a few of my ancestral pleasures, such as slavery. After all, it
was a tradition, and we’re all for tradition. Explore your forgotten past, and
see what Great Grandpa used to regard as one of the simple pleasures in life.
Perhaps we can get the whole country involved as we explore our imperial roots.
Let’s invade… oh, that’s right, we never stopped that one.

Gregory Christiansin
via e-mail

P.S. I prefer whale fondue.

WASH TECH: LABOR ON THE CASE

To the Editor:
It’s curious that Samantha Shapiro takes organized labor in general (and WashTech
in particular) to task for not formally participating in the Vizcaino v.
Microsoft lawsuit [“Temporary Victory,” May 27]. While unions certainly
organize around issues that are tied to benefits litigation, they are generally
not parties to class action lawsuits that aim to force companies to comply with
existing benefits law.The Vizcaino case revolves around whether long-term,
full-time Microsoft contractors are, in fact, common-law employees of Microsoft,
and therefore entitled to the same employee benefits accorded to other full-time
Microsoft employees. That is, fundamentally, a question for the courts to decide.

While not a party to the suit, WashTech is actively organizing around a number of issues directly related to the case. These include sub-par benefits offered to permatemps, one-sided agency contracts, and full disclosure of agency mark-up rates.

Regarding the temp-industry-sponsored legislation HR 1891, which attempted to legalize the practice of laundering full-time workers through temp agencies to avoid paying them benefits, it was WashTech that first alerted the law firm to the bill. We also used our mailing list to generate several hundred citizen letters to members of this state’s congressional delegation. We did not lobby heavily in D.C. at the time, because we were an all-volunteer organization with no budget.

Mike Blain Washington Alliance of Technology Workers (WashTech)
Seattle

FRIENDS OF FREEDOM: LABOR ASLEEP AT WHEEL

To the Editor:
In her article on the recent victory of Microsoft’s temporary workers, Samantha
Shapiro asked, “Where was organized labor?” Shapiro notes with interest that
the major kick in the pants to corporate America has come with virtually no
formal participation by organized labor. Does this mean, as she suggests, that
unions are “out of the loop and irrelevant”? Or does it rather suggest flabby
organized labor, incapable of performing for the American worker?Where was organized labor? Asleep at the wheel. After the AFL and CIO merged in 1955,
organized labor became a sleepy monopoly. This sleepy monopoly emerged under
the direction of national officers who never face opposing candidates, and never
face members in direct democratic elections. While there are leadership changeovers
in local unions, there are rarely changeovers at the top. The leadership of
today’s unions is overweight, slow, and brain-dead.

Initiative 702, the Union Members’ Bill of Rights Initiative, will give union members in Washington state the tools they need to put strong leaders at the helm. I-702 guarantees union members the right to fair, open, and direct elections of all officers. Furthermore, since incumbent officers control access to the official union publications, I-702 creates new means for opposing candidates to bring their message to the membership.

When union members can elect the best and the brightest to lead them, organized labor can once again assume the fight for all workers.

Jamie Newman
Johnny Jackson
Friends of Freedom Committee, I-702
Seattle

DON’T GIVE SIDRAN ANY IDEAS

To Ben Jacklet:
As your article points out [“A Risky Tweak,” May 20], City Council member Nick
Licata is in a difficult position because of the Parks Enhanced Code Enforcement
Ordinance. Folks who look out for the homeless don’t want to ban “troublemakers,”
and folks in the neighborhood want to control access. Can we find a compromise?
Of course we can!Might I suggest killing park rule violators? That way,
no one is actually banned, and repeat violations aren’t a problem either. This
is such an obvious idea–I can’t believe it hasn’t already been suggested. Can
we get Mark Sidran on this?

Don Davis
North Bend

SHE SURVIVED LILITH FAIR AUDITIONS

Kathleen,
I share your feelings of disgust for the Lilith Fair auditions [“Pretty Voices,
Empty Heads,” Kathleen Wilson, May 27]. But what could we expect from anything
related to Lilith Fair? It was probably a joke that I was chosen to try out.
I certainly did not fit into that string of paper dolls. Obviously, a lot of
these women think that being an artist means reading The Artist’s Way and reciting their diaries in public. I, however, think that being an artist
is about bleeding, sweating, coughing, shedding, and fighting to find the glimmer
of a gum wrapper in a pile of shit.In addition to the lack of any genuine
creativity, there was also a lack of rebellious or warrior-like spirit. In order
to overthrow the “cookie-cutter Sarah McLachlans and whiny, strummy Jewels,”
some rebellion must transpire. However, I think your expectations of the 21
women at the Lilith Fair auditions were a little high. I didn’t expect half
of those women to have a clue about who they are and what they want to represent.
Furthermore, I was surprised that you did not comment on the “few” artists who
did make a positive or noteworthy impression. If you are sincere in your
desire to “champion” women’s artistic expressions, then it is your responsibility
to bring examples of righteous women artists to light.

Jeneveve
Seattle