What's that you say? You want to go to Bumbershoot this weekend but you're not sure who's playing where or when or why? Well, how about you lose the ATTITUDE and check out Stranger Things To Do's comprehensive guide to Seattle's favorite arts festival. Here's what you get:

• The full schedule for all three days.

• Descriptions of every band, every performer, every art show.

• Critics' picks.

• A map of Seattle Center.

• The High List—Bumbershoot edition (Bumbershoot for stoners).

• A list of shows the artists of Bumbershoot are excited to see.

• The bands you've never heard of but should.

• The 10 local artists you need to see at Bumbershoot.

• MORE.

The Stranger’s Guide to Bumbershoot 2016: The only guide you need for the best Labor Day weekend of your life!