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"global warming in the long term, because one day in the distant future, "the sun will engulf the Earth."

Well, that is factually correct. A few billion years from now. So, loooooooong term plans indeed.
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They were freaking out on MSNBC this morning about the dead even national polls
and the race is tightening in Pennsylvania and Colorado etc

They noted that Hillary has spent a Gazillion bucks on ads
(vs zippo for The Donald) but is losing ground despite the massive buys.
We wonder if her whiney bitchy ads are having a negative effect.

Young folks aren't buying what she is selling,
and the harder she tries the faster they run away.
Her lead among young former Bernie supporters is shrinking to almost nothing.

It may be that the more people see of Hillary the less they will like her.
Frumpy doesn't sell like it used to.
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He really is a dolt. I can see a few Randians voting for him, and a few young people, because they tend to be gullible, but I can't see a serious Libertarian (and yes, they exist) voting for that clown.
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Sanders to Johnson voters like those are not necessarily "Democrats". I know three hard-core Sanders supporters and all of them were Ron Paul supporters in elections past. Obama won twice before without their votes so Clinton outta be able to do the same.

Johnson's Libertarianism consists of turning government services over to private contractors - transforming middle class civil servants into barely-scraping-by hourly temp workers with the differences in cost turned into fat profits for shareholders. Which is to say - the exact same policy preferences of the GOP.
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Desperate effort to attract geek votes, like when Dubya promised we'd go to Mars.
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not too late if the dems want to rescind the clinton nomination and put in sanders (you know, if they were serious about wanting to defeat trump).
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*yawn* Dan's now on another slander mission to bring everybody down to Hillary's level.
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So the Clinton strategy of schmoozing Republican centrists and belittling and attacking progressives to "fall in line" is not working? Shocking.

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This is less surprising when you consider that a fair number of Sanders supporters had absolutely no clue what Sander's actual policy proposals were, as they almost certainly have no clue what Johnson's actual policy proposals are. They're going with their gut and voting for the guy who's going to 'shake things up'.
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The repetition of "Hillary isn't good enough to win" by the uberleft is getting old and is abhorrently stupid and, if it continues, will leave us with Trump as president. Fuck all of you that keep perpetuating the idiocy of voting for Johnson or Stein. Get a clue and vote for the only viable progressive candidate - unfortunately for you she happens to be an old lady that you don't like all that much. Suck it up, use your fucking brain, and vote for the candidate with the experience and ability to actually push liberal agenda items into reality. Stein has no experience and would be horribly ineffective. Johnson's positions are antithetical to liberal values. It's not that hard.
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Jill Stein in the freakin' Green Party candidate. If she really cared about the the environment she would drop out and encourage her 3% to vote for Clinton. Her presence in the race increases the chance that a Climate Change Denyer is elected President. Does Hillary deserve her supporters. Maybe not. Does the Planet? Most definitely. Come on Jill. Do the right thing!!
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Shorter Johnson: "When we get done fucking over this planet the Invisible Hand of The Free Market (tm) will find us another one to fuck over."
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I was previously undecided but after reading this garbage from a complete garbage "writer" I'm definitely voting Gary Johnson. (not sarcasm)
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Some men just want to watch the world burn
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@3, I have two solidly-Libertarian colleagues. They are interesting characters. They are upper upper Middle Class, rather selfish and lacking in empathy... but smoke pot daily (which I've found to increase empathy, but maybe that doesn't work for everyone?). And they think Johnson is a world class clown, as you say. I think they are both voting for Clinton (because they are not idiots).
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It's important the Hillbots continue to talk down to, insult and belittle anyone who isn't immediately claiming to support Hillary Clinton. After all, that's the best way to convince people to vote for your candidate: treat the opposition like shit and then they'll agree with you!!
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Clinton's best chance is to run like a progressive by taking the lead on issues like TPP, health care, climate, etc to motivate a high voter turn out but we know that probably won't happen so hold on to your hats.
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it's one thing to for you Dan Savage to endorse a candidate running for the presidency. it's your right as an american to vote for whom you wish. it's quite another to call those choosing to endorse an opposing candidate, a moron. shame on you. i have as much respect for you as i do for DT or HC for that matter, as your character is just as creepy. case in point you calling me a moron, simply for exercising my right to vote for the candidate i favor. btw, i also voted for him in 2012.
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Johnson is an idiot and seems to have little concern for the outcome -- I'd guess half of his supporters are ignorant to the facts around his policies and agenda. Jill Stein is even more of a joke. She may as well go to work for Trump. Who knows -- perhaps she already is working for him. Meaning she's getting paid off. There is something very deviant and sketchy about this woman who claims to be "GREEN" who knowingly steals votes away from the only candidate that actually acknowledges climate issues. Jill Stein may as well arrange to skipper mammoth Exon oil freighters around the globe, making strategic oil dumps into the oceans. She may as well blow up every solar company that's currently in existence. She might want to figure out a way to quadruple all plastic production while lighting fires in California. Perhaps she could kill the electric car too? Or maybe just kill people or the United States of America and while she's at it, maybe she should simply kill the F. U. C. K. ING GREEN Party anyway because it won't be around in the future if she stays in the race. But little Jill likes the attention and likes her 3% and little Jill likes her little Yoga classes and her own BULLS. H. I. T! Go F. U. C. K. YOURSELF JILL!
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It may be tardive dyskinesia. Hell, he may not even know.
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@20 This idea that you can't, or shouldn't, judge people for their poor choices is amazing to me. Maybe you should restrict reading to "safe spaces" where no one thinks that what you believe says anything about you as a person.
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Christ what an insufferable prick you are, DS. I now actively want Hillary to lose just to spite you and your cunty ilk.
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@18 for the win. I am voting for HRC, even though I supported Bernie and Hillary is not my favorite politician on the planet. I know that this is the time for a "lesser of the evils" vote. But you hard core Hillary supporters with your insults and belittling are going to hand this election to Donald Trump. If you want to bring people over to your way of thinking, treat them with respect for crying out loud!
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All of these smug self-absorbed, arrogant, social marxist scumbags are starting to lose their sh!t. Love it. I hope you don't hyperventilate multiple times tonight Dan. Keep that paper bag close by you sellout WTO worshiping p.o.s.
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@8- FTW. Being a George H.W. Bush Republican hasn't been working out so well.
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I was going to vote my conscience this time around but after Dan Savage attacked me on Slog and this shit-post..fuck it. I'm voting for Trump AND Bryant in November.

Dan... MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!
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@12- The chorus of "fuck you little shits" from Hillary supporters is actively driving voters away from the polls. Do you fucking care if you win, or are you just happy you've got a scapegoat lined up?
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Oh the belittling!

Dan, you're hurting their feelings. We need to empathize with the idiot's concerns or they'll cut off their nose to spite their face (and their ears and pluck out their own eyes). Wait, what are their concerns? Something about neo-liberal, war-mongering, Wall Street, Benghazi emails? We're trying real hard to empathize really. Trouble is that carrying on about a 14 year old Senate vote and a handful of manufactured scandals when there about 110 million other absolutely vital things at stake in this election is..idiotic. Simply no way around it.
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So you find a clip with the punch line cut out about something Gary said in 2012, which is documented as sarcasm... But anyway, quit whining about people using their one vote to make their voice heard, this is America, I dont have to cast the vote the weirdo left tells to me. To us moderates you all are just as far out there as the far right... It is you two directly causing this country to die. if you're dumb enough to support Hillary, or her pocket book buddy trump, then that's on you for being too ignorant to see the bigger picture. Don't try to belittle others for doing their real research and finding a candidate they choose to vote FOR rather than being told to vote against someone else, lesser evil is outdated and only still believed to work to the party line voters who can't make their own decisions. Because this article just really makes You come off completely arrogant and pretty uneducated in the piece you write. I understand you have to follow the Clinton talking points, but you can't expect everyone to be dumb enough to believe it, it's rather sad.
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My takeaway on this opinion piece: Savage is no better than his namesake.
First, Johnson and Bernie do align on one MAJOR issue that is coincidentally ignored in this piece: foreign policy, unfunded and illegal wars. Second, Savage's description of Johnson's other policies is far from accurate. I implore people to actually go and read what his policies are rather than trust the word of a man who arguably got famous for no other reason than being gay and assigning a sexual act to a gay hating former senator (albeit very funny and quite appropriate). The reason he is pulling more from HRC than Trump is because of civil liberties. That pesky 4th Amendment would be trounced by both HRC and Trump. Third, if Bernie supporters actually believe that HRC is going to follow through on her promises to provide all that she had to concede in order for Sanders to roll over like a good democrat-caucusing senator, then they have not done their research. Fourth, we should all be advocating for a healthier democracy rather than limiting it to only the voices that the Rs and the Ds allow. Fifth, lumping Johnson in with the somewhat misguided definition of libertarianism like Savage and so many others have, is itself incredibly misguided at best, ignorant of the facts and grandstanding with false accusations. You are entitled to your own opinions, but not to your own facts. Johnson is at best a small 'l' libertarian, at worst, a Reagan Democrat or JFK-like pragmatist. Vested interests will always look out for themselves. There is no-one in Washington with more vested interests than HRC. Vote for whomever best vocalizes what you find important for yourself and your country, but be informed before voting. Know who, what, why and how for all of the candidates before checking that box in November. We should be the most well-informed populace in the history of the world, but instead, we too often take the easy route and listen to comedians who think they are philosophers. Most importantly, be an individual mind and seek out the truthful answers rather than rely on hacks pieces like this.
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If we elected the president based on a straight up popular vote, then you can make a pretty solid case for sticking with the D or R to deny the election to the candidate you hate more.

Nate Silver currently has Clinton up by 10 points, with a 90% chance of taking Washington. If Clinton loses Washington, she loses, period. Washington will not be the so-called tipping-point state.

So with all that in mind, I think Washington voters who are so inclined do have the luxury of ignoring strategic concerns.

I don't even have to refer you to Silver to tell you that neither Johnson nor Stein have a prayer of ending up in the White House.

So with all that in mind, why might a Sanders supporter vote third party? Well, a vote for Stein is fairly easily justified on the basis of (1) similarity of values and agenda and (2) protest against the Democratic centrists who run the party. The drawback is that Stein is not going to win more than about maybe 2-3% of the vote. That's not a very strong rebuke.

If, however, you are deeply unhappy with the status quo, and, nevertheless, you are deeply horrified by Trump, you can signal that by voting for Johnson, who will come in third. You can do that knowing full well that his agenda will not be instituted. Which means that his actual policies are less important.

Now it's quite possible, probable even, that Johnson's numbers will fall back into Stein territory. Interest in third parties tends to peak right about now then fall back as people decide not to "waste" their vote. Still, if you want to make a protest, Johnson's probably your guy.

I've done this in congressional elections before. It's not unusual for me to live in a district that's so heavily Democratic that the Republicans don't even run a candidate. I'll vote for the third party simply as a protest against gerrymandered one-party districts.

Obviously, if you live in a swing state, especially a potential tipping-point state like Colorado or Florida, then your calculus is much different and a vote for Clinton is far more important.
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And you people act like we as a society can't do anything without the govt doing it for us, you might want to have the govt cuddle and tuck you in at night, I have more hope in us as people to be able to carry out our daily lives without the govt holding our hands... And he's not for big Corp like Hillary, he wants to end Corp tax loops and deem Corp lobbyist unneeded, unlike Hillary, wake up people, you can't see what your candidate really is? "Hillary has taken more donations from corporations than any other politician in history, republican or democrat." - Mr. Barrack Obama on Hillary Clinton 2008. Oh and you really think the Clintons and the trumps ended their friendship that goes back decades of making money together prior to all of this, he's in the Clinton web too buttercups.... Gary wants us all to be able to go out and start our own business without the govt taxing it to death, even if this business is selling singles in your neighborhood, Eric Gardner would still be alive in a Johnson admin... Not in a Hillary admin... Bigger govt means more useless laws, means more needless criminals, which means more jailed minorities, just like the prison guard unions who donate to Hillary want.
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Oh, I get it.

Nobody told the Democrats there might be third party spoilers this election, before they went and picked the least electable choice out of their embarrassment of riches in viable presidential nominee material. What? Third parties? Who knew?

Consider this: if the Republicans had nominated a regular human being instead of a fucking Trump swamp monster, there would be no serious Libertarian challenge. They'd be united behind a Paul Ryan or a Scott Walker, or whatever a respectable Republican looks like these days. What the fuck would the Democrats be doing then? Hillary would be polling in the low 40s and there'd be no third party spoilers to blame.

So yeah, what a fucked up situation. Every vote counts. I'm just sick of listening to the likes of Dan Savage act like it's all because the loony left and the loony right and the loony middle won't fall into lockstep with the strategic choice, the lesser of two evils. The Democrats take the cake when it comes strategic voting fails.

You Democrats should be out registering kids and knocking on the doors of undecided independents. All this hectoring of committed libertarians or socialists or greens is bullshit. This is not a disaster created by the fringe. The establishment did this.
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@36, they're getting ready to have something/someone to blame in the event Hillary loses in November (unlikely to happen but it pays to be prepared). The last thing either of the party establishment is capable of doing is admitting a loss on their part is their own fault. When you win it's the will of the people and when you lose the system was rigged by someone.
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It is crazy that Hillary may blow this. I still think she wins, but the people she surrounds herself with are morons. Republicans hate her, but her strategy was to go out and get the disenfranchised Republican vote. Don't worry about the 43% of your party that wanted somebody more progressive. Instead of trying to unify the party she went after people who would never support her in large percentages. Immediately hiring Wasserman-Schultz after she was forced to step down and picking someone less progressive than she is for vice president were terrible ideas. She could have denounced DWS actions and went with a progressive as VP and won many of those Bernie supporters over. Instead she dumped fuel on their fire and her delusional supporters keep dumping more on. Even if she was complicit with DWS and didn't want to denounce her actions she didn't have to hire her. It was like rubbing Bernie supporter's faces in it. She could always give her a job after the election if she wanted to. If she was too stupid to see how that was going to hurt her, she may be too stupid to beat Trump.
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I remember Governor Weld's election - his Democratic opponent Mr Silber had a strongly anti-gay track record, and at the time it seemed as if the day when it might be safe to support Republicans was a good deal nearer than it seems to be today. During his time in office, Mr Weld was the governor with the most up-to-date musical preference thanks to a liking for Talking Heads.

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Yeah, and Hillary is a fucking war criminal several times over. Yet you support her But then you won't be on the receiving end of her drone strikes, will you, Dan.
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@20:

How'd that vote four years ago work out for you, hm?
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@30 - I've done the relaxed, calm, rational approach for months, and it didn't help a lick because the uberleft won't listen to rational arguments; it's always about how Hillary isn't quite good enough, never about voting strategy or her actual progressive record. And I'm tired. I'm tired of people being shit fucks toward me simply because I support Hillary. I'm tired of stupidity ruling the day. I'm tired of the discourse. Pardon me for getting mad and succumbing to the vitriol. But here's the deal: if y'all uberlefties can't accept the fact that protest votes will help Trump win, then you really are stupid. Undeniably. So, I guess I could frame that in a nicey-nice way. But I'm done with that. Because when I do, some fucker gets up in my shit about "should have picked Bernie because he'd win when Hillary won't". That exact comment proves my point that the uberleft will be the reason that Trump wins this election. It's not that Bernie would win, its that the uberleft would actually vote for him. If the uberleft won't budge, they WILL lose this election for progressives. Period. Most people will vote for Hillary, some of us even think she'd be a good president. But if you absolutely WON'T vote for her for not being left ENOUGH, it ain't me that's losing the election, it's you. And if you think Johnson supports anything left in the slightest beyond legal drugs, you most certainly haven't done your research.
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@3: "I can't see a serious Libertarian (and yes, they exist) voting for that clown."

Obviously they're too busy voting for Trump.
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@42: Don't take those people seriously, the "protest vote" don't care what you have to say no matter how much tone trolling they use to justify their narcissism.
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No, @40, and YOU won't be on the receiving end of any of the hurt that Trump is going to impart on women, and brown and black people, gays, etc, for the next 4 years. Try and remember that supreme court justices are appointed for life. Ie elections have serious consequences. How badly do you want to fuck us all over in order to make your little tantrum- point that you just can't stomach someone who reminds you of your mommy, or your mother in law? Which is really what this is about.

Supporting anyone but Hillary at this point will cause Trump to win.

PERIOD.

You can have your little feel good tantrum and vote for the equivalent of Arnold Schwartzenegger - ask Californians how good they felt about that the next day, and what condition he left the state in - but remember that this country is made up of lots and lots more than non-college educated blue collar straight white males - WE - ie the rest of us are the ones who would be most hurt by you deciding on your little reactionary macho boutique vote.

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Fine. Ok. America is officially filled with way too many idiots and racist shitheads.
Does anyone know how to get a quick hit of heroin? I'd like to go out smiling.
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"Name an issue Sanders ran on—TPP, Citizen's United, climate change, the minimum wage, health care, free college tuition—and Johnson is on the opposite side"

So is Clinton. She's supported TPP and opposed the minimum wage until she had to court Sanders voters. She'll drop them like maggots once she's won. And Johnson is WAY better on many of Sanders' issues, such as free speech, civil liberties, mass surveillance and wars. Johnson was in favor of gay rights way before Clinton was. Clinton is a tool of Wall Street, the ultimate Washington insider, a warmonger and an enemy of civil liberties. She's better than Trump. But that's a low bar.
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Oh noes, some guy who writes about fisting for a living will think poorly of me if I should dare think for myself and not vote for the clown of his choosing. Whatever shall I do?
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@44: Ah, the Infowars-Bro crowd.
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Ok Dan you persuaded me, now I'm voting for Trump and Johnson (I live in Chicago so I can legally do that)
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Lol, you're not fooling anyone with that "Chicago politics" garbage, anyone who thinks voting rights are being harmed by anything other than gerrymandering is already voting Trump.
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Gerrymandering / active disenfranchisement, of course.
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Just hope none of you boys get your gfs pregnant, cause it'll be shotgun weddings for you, Pence will be closing down legal abortions as fast as he can.
These war crimes of Hillary's I keep reading about, please explain. I thought All her supposed transgressions had already been investigated throughly and she's been cleared.
It's because she's a woman. It's because you Hillary haters are also suicidal, as trump will cause world mayhem. How can you not see who this low life is? He shows you really really clearly.
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@44

That's it. Negging. Negging is how you win votes. Neg those libertarians right into being down with Hill Dawg. I'll go measure the drapes in the White House, you go tell another Johnson voter he has mommy issues.
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Wow! Who new that the Libertarians and the Greens were such a whiny bunch. When you go that extreme you're as insufferable as your drunken racist uncle at Thanksgiving. The one that everyone hates but somehow is always invited to the party.
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*knew
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@44, VelvetBabeAgain, innocent brown and black people already number among the many, many fatalities of Clinton's war crimes past. In fact, her victims have primarily been people of color in the Third World. And of course women and gays, too, number among her hundreds of thousands of civilian casualties, given their typical percentage in any given population.

So your identity politics justification for supporting Hillary falls just a wee bit flat, don't you think, VelvetBabeAgain?

Or don't you.
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@55 Oh my god, she really is a monster! I guess I need to do more 'research'. Worse than Hitler! Worse than Stalin! Hundreds of thousands! Piles and piles of bodies!

Seriously, are you all huffing cleaning fluid? As this has never been contradicted I'm sticking with my opinion that the problem is that most of the fringe left is as appallingly uninformed as the average Trump enthusiast. Perhaps that's being a bit too generous. The irrational would likely not come to a more rational conclusion just because they learned something about the real issues that are at stake in this election.
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@42 Heres a comment you made on May 18:

Any #BernieorBust moron that argues taking votes from the Democrats (as flawed as they may be) and helping Trump to win clearly doesn't understand the import of this election with regards to their policy positions.


You sure sounded relaxed, calm, and rational back then.
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@42 In terms of effects on the outcomes, no, protest votes usually don't have any effect one way or the other, other than to register the effect of the protest.

Washington is so far out of reach for Trump that the only way he wins the state is if the whole country breaks for him in a massive way. Which isn't going to happen.

You would need third parties polling in the double digits with almost all of their support coming from disaffected Democrats for third parties to brace a shot at tipping the election for Trump.

To put it another way, if that many Democrats desert Clinton, I would submit that the blame for that would be absolutely Clinton's fault.

But that's not going to happen.

This election will be lost or won where they always are. In battleground states, of which Washington is not one.

My point is that votes in non-battleground states simply are not worth as much. The proof is the resources the major parties fail to deploy there. That means that hectoring third party and other protest voters is pointless.

No, it's worse than that, because whatever else they may be, third party voters are politically engaged and available as allies on a host of other issues. Unless you piss them off by being hectoring and dismissive.

Like I said, if you live in Florida, then yeah...don't vote third party, vote lesser of two evils. Most Americans aren't in that position though, including the majority of the Stranger's readers.
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Also morons: Anyone who supported the Iraq War.
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Your headline stopped me from reading any further. Is it accidental that your last name is Savage?
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The way Dan fashions himself as some sort of SRS BUSINESS political pundit instead of what he is - purveyor of relationship advice for cuckholds - is really insufferable.
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@25--Saying this without snark. It is seriously, truly hard to show respect to people who are willing to throw the election to Trump and let the GOP destroy this country. All because you didn't get your perfect candidate. It's selfish and short-sighted. Sorry if that hurts your feelings.
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@59: at one point, that was 90% of Americans who wanted to kick Hussein's ass.

not just Dan, not just HRC. hindsight is 20/20, and there are plenty of rah-rahs who can't really remember what they said back then.

here's what they said: "shut up, pussies, WE'LL protect America".
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@62 We warned you. But, you tried calling our bluff.

"She's most electable." "We don't need you." And, for a bit, it looked like you were right.

Now look who's coming back on their knees.
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@63 Dan had to write a full on editorial chastising anybody who disagreed with him on the Iraq War. In his words, we wasn't just wrong, he was spectacularly wrong and was an asshole about it.

But, the most important part is that there were enough people against the war that he had to write an editorial chastising them.
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A vote for Johnson is a vote for any Libertarian candidate to have a chance in 2020, as a 5% or greater turnout for Johnson would give the party equal ballot access in all 50 states and a proportional amount of federal campaign funding four years from now.

If you believe that a third voice should be represented in 2020- or that the Libertarian Party should have more resources to run candidates in state and local elections- then a vote for Johnson in 2016 is hardly ironic.

A Johnson presidency would do more for the 'third-party/alternative-voice' movement than either two candidates- if you're a progressive, his stances on foreign affairs, the drug war, and abortion would further the discussion on those issues more than Hillary will; and if you're a conservative, his stances on the tax code, the 2nd Amendment, and (most importantly) monetary policy will do more to examine the functional issues with our corrupt bureaucratic government than Trump ever would.

Thinking that anything will change by voting for either major party candidate- whether as the catalyst for some progressive movement that would be needed to advance Hillary's agenda or as some deluded doomsday fear of Trump as the world's next Kim Jong Un- is the real idiocy and true waste of your vote come November.

If you want a serious third-party voice in 2020, then there is no more meaningful use of your vote than to choose Johnson in 2016.
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@12, 42: You said everything I would have before I could, and at least as well as I could have. Well done.
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@56 I think you may need to read the internets a bit, Rhizome. You'll find it's quite informative.

Of course, The Stranger -- a sort of print Fox News for liberals -- does not count as a news source.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-fein…
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Stick with sex advice.
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@62, no hurt feelings here. You misunderstand me completely. I have been planning on voting for Hillary since Bernie dropped out., but I have also been watching some of her hard core supporters get confrontational and rude whenever anyone expresses an opinion that is contrary to their own. You all are shooting yourselves in the foot and you need to knock it off. There is too much at stake for this kind of childish squabbling.
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@63: How old are you? I'm 48. Nice try on revisionist history, but you're totally wrong if you think that 90% of Americans supported the Iraq war.
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I don't understand or appreciate this hysteria. Libertarians have been on the side of gay rights from day one. I'm one of those "morons". One of those morons who remembers 2008 when Hillary Clinton was against gay marriage. I know, I know, we are supposed to forgive and forget all that. Along with her votes for the Iraq War, and that whole Patriot Act thing, and the warrantless wiretapping...

Libertarians are allies, not enemies. And if Hillary Clinton can not win our support that is on her. And her party. I don't owe her, or the Democratic Party, or you a damn thing.

And since when is the idea of colonizing other planets crazy talk? Sort of the premise of every awesome sci-fi. Did you think we went to the moon to collect fucking rock samples?
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Maybe it would help if all Hillary supporters just tried to remember all the reasons you didn't want her back in 2008 when you had the chance to elect her.
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I get that many of you don't like Hillary and still feel hurt by Sander's loss. But I promise you will like her Supreme Court picks, especially compared to Trump's. A vote for Hillary gives us a very real shot at getting Citizens United overturned, something that can help get someone like Bernie elected in the future. Don't let shortsightedness get in the way of the bigger picture.
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Dan is the best at what he does, but forgive me if I side with The Economist on TPP and the minimum wage over the guy with an acting degree.

I am voting for Johnson for two reasons (three if you count the fact that I'm a moron):

The first is that he genuinely wants to end the drug war. Think of how many young men of color would be out of jail if all drugs were decriminalized. Clinton is an unrepentant drug warrior who is soft-pedaling the issue to woo Sanders supporters.

The second reason is that he wants to reign in the military. The US doesn't have a defense budget, we have an aggression budget. Defense is much cheaper. It's embarrassing that Johnson doesn't know where Aleppo is, but you can't invade a place you've never heard of.

For the record, if I lived in Ohio, I would vote for Clinton in a heartbeat. I'm stupid, not crazy.
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Dan, I'm beginning to think you're working for Trump.

You are pushing people away from Hillary as hard and as fast as you can.

Please stop it!

If you don't want to see Trump drive our country into the ditch, then jump out and set it on fire, and then piss on it claiming he is putting the fire out, please vote for Hillary.
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If some of you guys just think Dan is here to give advice to cucks or is an expert on fisting, wtf do you read him?
Adam, the people who are going to vote for a guy who didn't know where Aleppo is, are not going to be swayed whether Dan calls them morons or not. Too bloody stupid to even notice.
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Thing is, a lot of young Bernie 'supporters' were less interested in actually supporting Bernie than they were in voting for a non-Republican who in their eyes would demolish the current system. (Namely, a lot of the same people who are voting for Trump because he'll 'bring the revolution.') So it makes sense they'd immediately pivot to a Libertarian.
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@72: "Libertarians have been on the side of gay rights from day one"

Not the Ron Paul style ones running for office, they remain all anti human rights legislation.
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@79 Ron Paul is a Republican.
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@80:

Ron Paul is a RINO - he's espoused strongly Libertarian platforms for most of his political career, and even ran as their presidential nominee in 1988. The only reason he switched to the GOP was because he was smart and ambitious enough to figure out the Libertarian Party was never going to be a success at the national level. As it is, his "Libertarian-Republican" faction represents one of the smallest identifiable constituency groups within the GOP, so even that branch of the ideology is marginal in terms of having any actual influence.
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@81 You can call him whatever you like. Hillary was once a Republican. Sanders was a Democrat for less than one year. But Ron Paul is a Republican.

Republicans and Democrats have more in common with each other than either do with the Libertarian Party. And I disagree Libertarians have had little influence. We were once made fun of for suggesting drugs be legalized. Now that's happening all over the country. Once upon a time, marriage equality seemed like a ridiculous goal. Now it's the law. We'd have more voice if allowed into the Debates and if well meaning members of both major parties did not actively try to scare people into only ever voting for the status quo.
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@82: Nobody gives a fuck that individual Libertarians don't hate gay persons. They're not of concern.

That the Libertarian politicians generally DO have horrid regressive beliefs is why the party is dead to anyone left of hard-right.
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And any progress has happened in spite of Libertarians, not because of them. Because those gains are brought about by the Dems, no the Libertarians and their RINO kin that would rather see States Rights than progress.

Fuck your sanctimony, you accomplish nothing.
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The desperation of the Hillaryites is fragrant. But if you people spend all your time trolling Johnson, who is going to kidnap poor black kids and sell them to the educrats at the NEA in exchange for campaign donations for Democrats?

Remember: sllavery and human trafficking don't work without you.
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Well, the democrats for Johnson, or the Nader II voters for Stein are NOT progressives. They appear to be spoiled children, or consciousless nihilists. Some of this goes back to classic Bolshevism. 'First Hitler, then us.'

The whiny, high-chair banging tone, coupled with a conspiracy gullibility that makes global warming deniers and anti-vaxxers seem balanced, is absolutely horrifying.
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@85: "who is going to kidnap poor black kids and sell them to the educrats at the NEA"

Thanks for your concern, but we don't take the advice of crackheads.
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Trollers gonna troll.
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A Biased article with an agenda. You only compared the few things Johnson and bernie differ in and ignored all of the things socially that they match in. I won't go as far too say that those who push to vote for clinton or trump are idiots. They are just paid to do so. Because that's how corrupt politics work. And it's why guys like the writer of this article need to bash the honest candidates who are trying to break up the system.
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Stay strong, my Johnson supporting brothers and sisters, and cast your vote proudly on November 24th. (Don't listen to those lame stream media and Clintonista types who will try to tell you the election is November 8th. They're just doing that to fool you and collect your data for their NEA reeducation camps, and then they put the sheeple in a food coma on the REAL Election Day.)
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@89:

Seriously, I'm making, like, $80 an hour to post here, it's a seriously good gig, and you're a fool for not getting in on it. Of course, you do have to take a blood-oath, provide a cheek-swab, agree to the chip implant, and give up your first born, but hey, they give you free bagels & Mountain Dew, so it's totes worth it!
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@91: Shilling ain't easy.

When's your turn to kiss the graven image behind its tail at the Clinton Foundation headquarters?

@90: Noooooo, you've unfurled our clever scheme to confuse the dumbest True Patriots in the land!

~has mask pulled off~
~is found to be a Rothschild~
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That's DEPLORABLE moron to you bitches.

My candidate wasn't for DOMA and DADT and traditional marriage before he was against them.

Lick it up as you worship your two faced grifting pathological liar and her rapist husband.

How many donations has she taken from people abroad who lynch gays?
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@93: Less than your candidates have taken from Putin.
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Who also backs those who lynch gays in Russia, so go fuck yourself with your hatemongery friends!
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@66: "RedPill2016"
[TIPPING INTENSIFIES]
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http://www.270towin.com/states/Washingto…

Link above shows WA state presidential voting history. Last SEVEN elections show that Dems have carried the state - with Republican candidates much less batshit crazy than Trump. Republican presidential candidates haven't won the state since 1984!

Dan, I used to read your column - way back in the beginning. In the "Hey Faggot" days. This post here show you've developed a fine streak of elitist contempt for common folk - you'd fit right in at the NYT or WAPost. You think your readers are so stupid as to not see that WA state is safely in the in Democratic camp. You think we are so stupid we can't see that The Powers that Be are going to put another Clinton in the White House - regardless of my participation in the 2-4% of WA residents voting "Fuck the Both of You".

The Elitism is strong in this one.
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@Corydon @SoyisMurder and others
People who are actually Libertarians, such as yourselves, should vote for the Libertarians, particularly if you live in a non-competitive state like Washington. Normally there'd be no reason for Libertarians to vote for someone like Hillary, as her policies are nearly 180 degrees opposed to yours. In this particular case, I think Trump is such a fool that there'd be a serious risk of nuclear war if he became President. (Yes, he's friends with Putin, for now. But who knows how long that would last, if he became President? And if he fell out with Putin it would be personal, not business. That prospect scares the shit out of me.) And I think that is an argument for a Libertarian in a swing state to vote for Hillary, and as a Canadian who has no vote but will still be fried if President Trump starts WW III I appreciate the vote of every Libertarian who holds their nose and votes for Hillary. I'm very much aware that it's a big ask.

I think (mind reading here so I could definitely be wrong) that the people Dan is addressing are the people who say they're left-wing/socialist, and then go on to say they can't vote for Hillary because she's not left-wing and socialist enough. (A Libertarian isn't saying that.) I voted Green in the recent Canadian election (because I was living in a non-competitive district at the time), so I understand the desire to vote Green. But, if someone's claiming to be a left-winger, they sound pretty crazy when they say they'll stand aside and pass on an easy step to reduce Trump's chances of getting elected.

@LavaGirl 51: No, not shotgun weddings. "Going to Canada for a vacation" would take on a whole new meaning :D.
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@85: The desperation of those of us who don't want to die in nuclear fire is there, yes. Then again, if you're familiar with Johnson, you know he privatized part of NM's prison system when he was governor. A privatized prison system is a bigger prison system (state-run prison systems can't give campaign donations of any size, much less large ones, to politicians in exchange for prison-system friendly votes.) So, yeah, by all means vote for Johnson if you think the main problem with America is that not enough people are incarcerated. That's what Johnson means when he says he's "for" "civil liberties".
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Ironically enough it's exactly this kind of condescension that makes HRC (and many of her supporters) so unpalatable to many voters.

Has Dan Savage forgotten that as recently as the late 90's Hillary said that it was important to send a message "to the nations children that homosexuality is wrong," ?
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@80 "Ron Paul is a Republican".

Ron Paul was the Libertarian Presidential Candidate for a couple election cycles. He only changed to the Republican Party to re run for Congress.

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