STEVEN WEISSMAN
You, a male ballerino wearing a turtleneck in August, decided to use Freud as your academic companion as you stood over me and screamed that I, like all women in the entire world, suffer from penis envy. As I sat on a bench in Ballard, you held your hand an inch from my throat and told me how Freud said every woman hates every man because we wish we “had dicks.”…