Mice are the prime suspects in deadly cat fire:
Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say…
…An initial report from the fire marshal says mice or rats chewing through electrical wires in the ceiling are likely to have sparked the blaze.
However, it was a Pyrrhic victory: “[T]he mice probably perished in the fire as well.”

News you can use! Rest in peace, Martyr Mice.
the rats probably got out – they weren’t in cages. fucking rats.
The mice WANT you to think they died. They had to get in the house somehow, and I don’t think those entrances were locked.
Do the mice have a cage full of virgins waiting for them in mouse heaven?
They were probably those super-smart mice of NIMH
This will be that day we all remember. when a Squad of freedom mice gave their lives for the good of the republic. Long live the mouse King and Queen.
It is imperative my fellow felines that THIS NOT STAND!! We will fight the mice in the fields, in our homes, in our cat boxes. This will be our finest hour!!
I has a sad.
It’s the Itchy Scratchy Show
Now that’s what I call “a deadly game of cat and mouse.”
Mice and rats always get out, unfortunately. Every time there’s construction in my neighborhood, shit gets gross.
This is your best post yet Charles.