Everything Is Terrible! is the video collective adored for its bizarre and beguiling video mashups, forever found online at www.everythingisterrible.com. Tonight, they bring their brand-new feature-length creation to Central Cinema. Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez! finds the EIT! crew upping their conceptual game, crafting a remake of Alejandro Jodorowsky’s 1973 cult film The Holy Mountain using only dog-related found footage. I can guarantee you’ve never seen Alpo commercials and Air Bud outtakes put together like this before. (Central Cinema, 1411 21st Ave, www.central-cinema.com, 7 and 10 pm, $10 adv/$12 DOS, late show 21+)

David Schmader—former weed columnist and Stranger associate editor—is the author of the solo plays Straight and Letter to Axl, which he’s performed in Seattle and across the US. His latest...