Sports
What’s Up With the Seahawks Owners’ Weird Son and His AI Obsession?
If the Seahawks Start Using Artificial Intelligence to Call Plays, You’ll Know Whose Idea It Was
On September 9, the Khosla family—who got uber rich from computer stuff—was officially introduced as the new owners of the Seattle Seahawks. At the Khoslas’ inaugural press conference at Lumen Field, billionaire venture capitalist Vinod (one of the founders of Sun Microsystems, the company that invented Java) sat between his wife, Neeru (a molecular biologist…
The Ill-Fated Odyssey of the 2026 Mariners
To Err Is Human, to Fail Is to Mariner
Clayton Lee’s Goldberg Variations Fetishizes Professional Wrestling and Vulnerability Without Losing Control
At TBA 2026, the variation included ladders, bukkake, and allusions to The Raft of the Medusa.
Hey, Are You Running in the Seattle Waterfront Marathon This Weekend?
Don’t Be a Sucker. It Doesn’t Exist.
Dear Hendrix
In This House We Believe Cal Raleigh Is the MVP
I Want Megan Carter to Punch Me in the Face
The Torrent’s Most Physical Player Talks Snacks, Arm Workouts, and Fighting Britta Curl-Salemme
Thank You, Team USA, for Helping Me Love Hockey Again
The Women’s Team, That Is
