You've heard President Donald Trump is a Gemini with a rising Leo. But what about all those other horrible people?

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Pisces: Mitch McConnell


Aquarius: Paul Ryan


Gemini: Donald Trump, Mike Pence


Taurus: Adolf Hitler, Richard Spencer (who probably loves sharing a sign with the führer)


Virgo: Neil Gorsuch, Stephen Miller


Leo: Sarah Huckabee Sanders


Cancer: David Duke


Aries: Rex Tillerson


Libra: Milo Yiannopoulos, Vladimir Putin


Scorpio: Ivanka Trump


Sagittarius: Steve Bannon, Ann Coulter


Capricorn: Ted Cruz, Betsy DeVos, Jeff Sessions, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump