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Features Aug 16, 2017

The Astrological Signs of Horrible People

Oh! You're a Pisces! Just like Mitch McConnell.

by Rich Smith

You've heard President Donald Trump is a Gemini with a rising Leo. But what about all those other horrible people?

Pisces: Mitch McConnell

Aquarius: Paul Ryan

Gemini: Donald Trump, Mike Pence

Taurus: Adolf Hitler, Richard Spencer (who probably loves sharing a sign with the führer)

Virgo: Neil Gorsuch, Stephen Miller

Leo: Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Cancer: David Duke

Aries: Rex Tillerson

Libra: Milo Yiannopoulos, Vladimir Putin

Scorpio: Ivanka Trump

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Sagittarius: Steve Bannon, Ann Coulter

Capricorn: Ted Cruz, Betsy DeVos, Jeff Sessions, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump

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