Beware of Volcanoes, Avoid Serial Killers, and Other Advice for People New to Seattle

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There are actually four volcanoes visible from Seattle, not three: Mt. Rainier, Mt. Baker, Glacier Peak, and Mt. Adams.

Theodore Commitatus to support ur point on February 12, 2020 at 9:09 AM

You forgot the most important piece of advice for those thinking of moving to anywhere in western Washington: Fuck off, we're full.

AdNauseam on February 12, 2020 at 10:10 AM

Actually, we're in the middle of Mount Rainier's active period, so don't buy a place in Renton, if you're worried about volcanoes. Super hot boiling mud can go much faster than the fastest car, and if it goes, the only way to survive is stay off the highway and get to the top of one of the ridges.

Will in Seattle on February 12, 2020 at 12:02 PM

Also don't use an umbrella.

Am I Local Yet? on February 12, 2020 at 12:29 PM

Someone obviously cares, excrement_partner. That person isn't me, but someone... somewhere.

Am I Local Yet? on February 13, 2020 at 4:59 PM

Carry an umbrella, sure
but Never Use it. Unless
it's to pick up litter or road
kill which goes into the Dumpster
just be sure to check inside for Homeless
first who can cook just about Anything, nowadays.

kristofarian on February 24, 2020 at 7:57 AM