Tonight at 8 pm, Northwest Film Forum will be screening a brand-new episode of Crash Pad (“the gold standard in lesbian porn”), along with Shine Louise Houston’s XXX feature Champion. (Tickets available at Babeland.)
Our own porn aficionado Kelly O reviewed Champion earlier this year:
With Champion, Houston defies genres. Unlike Crash Pad, which is no-nonsense hardcore sex, Champion is a full feature-length film with an actual narrative and plot—it’s more of a queer indie film that (bonus!) includes super-explicit XXX sex scenes. It’s the story of Jessie (Syd Blakovich, aka Shawn) who’s making her way into a career in professional mixed martial arts. Between all the fight scenes are the fuck scenes, in which Jessie has to juggle her ex-girlfriend Cathy (Jiz Lee) and a pervy and dangerous attraction to her ring opponent, Violet Vahn (Dallas). The fight scenes are excellent (Blakovich is a professional mixed-martial-arts cage fighter in real life and the reigning winner on the crazy-as-hell naked-wrestling site UltimateSurrender.com), and the film has believable a plot twist when Jessie is faced with a decision to throw a match. The whole thing, however, is kind of UN-believable—you may be tempted to fast-forward to the spanking, 69-ing, or strap-on wielding scenes—but I bet you won’t. You’ll want to watch the WHOLE thing. And that is a near-impossible accomplishment in triple-X cinema.
Read the whole thing HERE.
Plus, Jesse Vernon’s interview with Champion star Dallas is HERE (sample quote: “In gay-male porn, the guys fuck without apology. They fuck like they mean it, and that’s also a strong characteristic about the way sex is had in Pink and White’s productions”).
Ugh, ladies, stoppit.
Us dudes have to deal with awful plots in gay porn, don’t try to raise the bar on us.
I was kind of excited when I read this, then I realized it was ladies. 🙁
If anyone can accomplish “like they mean it” in a porno using anything other than Caverject and coke, my hat’s off to ya.