In last December's Strangercrombie charity auction, one lucky winner bought the right to screen the movie of his or her choice at the beloved movie-pub Central Cinema. Tonight, the winner's dreams come true, as the 1993 action thriller Demolition Man—in which a cryogenically thawed Sylvester Stallone meets a pre-Oscar Sandra Bullock in the year 2032 and dystopian shit goes down—hits the big screen once more. "A noisy, soulless, self-conscious pastiche," crows Variety. I can't wait. (Central Cinema, 1421 21st Ave, 7 pm, $5 adv/$7 DOS.)