The Monocular Group's fan-made trailer for Transformers: Dark of the Moon concludes with a brilliant review of the movie: "Shut up and eat your awesome." Yeah, the "humor" is painful. Hell, all the parts of T:DotM featuring human beings don't appear to have been produced by a human being. But it's two and a half hours of glorious, eye-shredding 3-D, punctuated with some of the most operatic action sequences you've ever seen. It's a bad movie, but as an immersive experience, it's top-notch. Your brain will feel fucked into numbness by the time the credits roll. (See Movie Times: