Film/TV Aug 17, 2011 at 4:00 am

Concessions

Things That Are More Boring Than Conan the Barbarian

Lindy West
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Thanks for that boring review!
on August 17, 2011 at 11:45 AM Report this
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Wait, what about the new one?
Spike1382 on August 18, 2011 at 9:32 AM Report this
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I just imagined the arc? of this article as the plot of the movie. I rather enjoyed it actually.
Danger on August 18, 2011 at 9:39 AM Report this
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i love you.
on August 18, 2011 at 10:54 AM Report this
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haha I enjoyed reading your concession but I think the original Conan the Barbarian was one of the greatest movies ever made so I think you are burpa durpa dumb!

I say that w/ <3 - now back to my drink!
on August 19, 2011 at 4:36 PM Report this
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Boring?

Perhaps it's a silly and pointless film, but boring? Only if you have ADD I suppose.

Sorry I have to disagree with you on this Lindy.
Urgutha Forka on August 20, 2011 at 2:42 AM Report this
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HOT CHA! Great stuff, Lindy!
Estey on August 20, 2011 at 7:42 AM Report this
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Lindy, you witnessed Schwarzenegger both PUNCH A CAMEL and BITE A VULTURE and you thought it was boring?
mustachio on August 22, 2011 at 7:39 AM Report this
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This was some SATC2-quality reviewin!
rodolfo on August 22, 2011 at 7:58 AM Report this
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The movie-not film-but movie, was goood in that guilty pleasure type of shit you know you shouldn't be luvin' but WTF-you just do. Just like The Stranger! Your article excepted...talk about ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Lindy pleeaazzz you're so much better!
northwest mystic on August 22, 2011 at 8:20 AM Report this
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Dear Lindy,

CAN YOU PLEASE WRITE REVIEWS MINUS THE ALL CAPS AND BOLD AND ZZZZZZ's AND EXCESSIVE NONSENSE ANALOGIES?

A True Fan,

Babs
on August 23, 2011 at 4:06 PM Report this
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Lindy, I loved this review. thank you for making me laugh! :-)
on August 27, 2011 at 10:04 PM Report this
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But did you watch the original Conan with the DVD commentary? Because it's Arnold and John Milius, and they're high.
TheLando on September 12, 2011 at 7:40 PM Report this

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