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Rap and bowties? Now I've seen everything.
2
LL missed a prime chance to drop a verse from "Big Ole Butt."
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Beyonce is gorgeous and talented and I love her.

Also, Macklemore has a good listening face.
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Why don't we get it live? Is it because there's no way anyone who watches 60 MINUTES could stay up until 8pm?
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Daft Punk's helmet realness. That's commitment.
6
Pharrel's hat is positively Hayzee Fantayzeeian.
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Best New Artist for Macklemore and Ryan Lewis!
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WHOA MACKLEMORE GREEN VELVET. His skin looks nice. His fiancé looks nice, too.
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Macklemore: "We made this album without a record label." YAY!
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I wish anyone, ever, would let Ryan Lewis talk!
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Ryan Lewis never got to say a thing.
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The 'push you off the stage music' came up right when he started to talk about making the record without a major record label ... Hmmmm.
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Cards on the table: Most of the contemporary music I like sells in the three or four figures. I can’t really relate to this shit.
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AND ryan walked back down the stairs into the audience!
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Macklemore:Penn::Ryan Lewis:Teller
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paula poundstone on facebook: "Mackelmore & Ryan Lewis say their fame spread "organically," which means it's really expensive, and available at Whole Foods."
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It's even worse than that: apparently, the only way to watch the actual broadcast, as opposed to the vapid "red carpet", "backstage" and "loading dock" feeds, is to have a television.

And the music "industry" wonders why it's becoming increasingly irrelevant. "Adapt or die", isn't just a quaint turn of phrase.
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fuck macklemore.
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fyi: For those who don't want to watch the entire show, you can turn back into your TV around 11pm to watch M&RL (and others) perform.
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fuck macklemore
21
Segal: Never mind the music. Just judge everyone on their looks.
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@18: but Ryan Lewis can't lose.
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This song is bullying me to suicide.
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Too much aural high fructose corn syrup up in this piece.
24
who is this cute babydyke singing some slow song??
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Hunter Hayes' eyebrows are trending.
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Damn it, I can't read the inspirational Johnny Depp quote!
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It's about time somebody treated Lady Gaga statements with the respect they deserve.
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Baby Leonardo DiCaprio, aka Hunter Hayes, makes music your mom's mom loves to weep to. Or something like that.

I don't get it.
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and what relevance does johnny depp have to this show?
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This pot cookie needs to kick in posthaste.
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It's nice to see Nile Rodgers happy.
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are they going to speek or just bleep blorp
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Daft Punk robot helmets probably smell like really bad breath. Sorry. TRUE.
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Everyone in the music industry should wear helmets.
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"Are those things air-conditioned?" —Derek Erdman
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what WAS katy perry smoking in that globe?
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What I would give for that giant crystal ball. (But "witchy" Katy Perry? Hmmmm...)
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The Katy Perry performance. Also known as "poop break."
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I watch this fucking show every year and I have no idea why.

For Pharrell's hat, I guess.

Lotta goth shit going on here. Man, this Katy Perry song is crap.
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Is Katy Perry's performance an advertisement for the MALEFICENT movie?
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This dreary Katy Perry song is a tragic waste of dry ice.
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Katy Perry + some witch shit + fire + broomstickery = missed porn opportunity
44
I finally found out why Macklemore is so beloved. Whenever anyone writes about him, someone keeps editing out the three words out of every sentence that make all the fawning make sense. Fixed-

Macklemore is a pioneering rap artist [because he's white]. Despite making his album without a label, he quickly achieved unprecendented popularity [because he's white]. He was unique [because he's white] in making politically-conscious rap. He almost immediately achieved prominent spots on nationwide talk shows, variety shows, magazines, and radio [because he's white]. All this while maintaining a family-friendly and media-friendly image [because he's white].
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I love this Katy Perry Applebee's commercial.
46
Robin Thicke with Chicago? Holy crap, it IS 1974.
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Dave Segal is like the food critic sent to review the grand opening of the new Taco Bell in the mall food court.
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fuck robin thicke. with a jagged telephone pole.
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Cue kids on Twitter asking "what is Chicago?"
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Why the hell aren't Thicke and Chicago doing "I'm A Man"?
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He came out of Alan Thicke's wang.
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JUST ANY MUSICIANS. WHOEVER WITH WHOEVER. AS LONG AS THERE'S A BACKUP SINGER IN A BUSTIER.
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Robin Thicke is shockingly untalented. I don't get it. He can't fucking sing at all.
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I feel like I'm at my dentist's office waiting room right now.
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Robin Thicke should've never moved beyond singing on the child beauty pageant circuit.
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I'm currently annoying the crap out of Mrs. Fnarf by singing along to the Chicago hits (most of which I know the words to, sadly).
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"Blurred Lines" is so Gaye.
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Robin Thicke and Chicago: like a Bellevue Megachurch.
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I wish I was going deaf.
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Kelly's frequent refrain: "WHO?!" Mine: "WHY?!"
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Is that KD Lang?
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Keef Herbin', ladies and gentlemen.
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I can't even tell if I'm listening to music at this point.
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He came out of Nicole Kidman's wang!
65
Keith Urban has a more lesbian haircut than Justin Bieber and/or most lesbians I know. Dang.
66
It's kind of cool to see a live slog just beginning on the web about a TV event that just finished on the web.
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It isn't really a shitty Awards show unless Dave Grohl shows up .... oops ... there he is ...
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His real name is Keith Black. They changed it so he'd make the Billboard charts.
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Somewhere George Benson is crying/laughing at this guitar solo.
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I wanna know more about this "creative take on water".
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"Taylor Swift looks a doily" - Derek Erdman
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i am saddened that i won't get to see the queen latifah-led mass(ish) wedding...downton abbey will bring me more joy than this show ever could.
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66: That's the spirit!
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John Legend: the designed driver of contemporary pop.
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DESIGNATED! Hic!
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Last time I watched the Grammys was 1983, when I reviewed it for my college paper. So this is the second mistake I've made in my life.
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Best rock song by an artist seventy years old or more.
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Macca looks good—maybe TOO good.
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Noveselic dresses like such a delightful din-dong.
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Whoa, a member of the Germs has a Grammy. #probablynotpunk
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Nirvana finally gets a Grammy. Kinda with the Beatles. Kinda with the Germs?
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TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT COUNTRY MUSIC
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Taylor Swift song makes me think I should get some new mom jeans.
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Taylor Swift has driven Dave Segal to a second pot cookie.
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Wondering when she was gonna go crazy with the hair ....
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No headbangs at a piano, Taylor Swift. NO ONE.
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Taylor Swift: maybe she's born with it, but it's probably Maybelline.
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STOP STOP STOP WITH THE PIANO.
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Nice Don Music impression, Ms. Swift!
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Tay Tay has very emotional shoulders.
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You may find this unbelievable, but I’m a million times happier commenting about music I love than I am eviscerating music I hate.
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Two and a Half Men is still on TV???
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Are they gonna mention Lou Reed or Richie Havens tonight?
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"The heart loves hating, and the heart hates loving." I think Google's telling us more here than they intend to.
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Bruno Mars: maybe he's born with it, but it's probably Maybelline.
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If she'd come up as an indy artist out of Portland, OR, all the Taylor Swift haters would be praising her to no end.

Taylor's a welcome antidote to the pop-music-by-numbers that I just heard from Beyonce and Katy Perry.
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No *ONE* headbangs. (too much wine, not enough pot cookie)
98
Wait, how DID you meet my mother?
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Pink with a song that's setting back acrobatics 40 years.
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Working without a net. Pretty impressive, I guess. The song even has a bit of a tune.

    Please wait...

    and remember to be decent to everyone
    all of the time.

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