What is happening here? Only one way to find out—see HUMP!

We were blown away by the films submitted for HUMP! this year. The HUMP! jury watched them all, we argued, we drank, we watched them again, we sang "Happy Birthday" to HUMP!'s mean lesbian boss, and then we watched them all one more time. It wasn't easy to decide which films were going to make it into the festival, and we had to cut some films we loved—please submit again next year!—but we can't wait to share these great porn shorts with you!

You'll find a list of the films you'll see at HUMP! 2017 (Oct 26–Nov 12 at On the Boards) below—along with brief/enigmatic synopses. Audiences in Seattle and Portland will vote for the best films and award $15,000 in prizes to the filmmakers. Some screenings are already selling out, so don't wait! You can continue reading to learn more about the films—or you can trust us, order your tickets HERE, and let the filmmakers surprise you! See you at HUMP!

Pacific Northwest Ballet’s The Nutcracker is Back Onstage at McCaw Hall! Tickets start at $27.
Join PNB for a timeless tale of holiday adventure performed by PNB’s amazing dancers and orchestra.



Once you've got HUMP! on the brain, even the most mundane objects look a whole lot sexier.

Desert Pussy recommended

A very real couple gets it on in Monument Valley, and they will have you dreaming of outdoor destination sex from dusk until dawn.

A Sunday Hike

The Blair Witch Project meets an anarchist EDM festival in this witchy, magical, queer porn film.

A HUMP! Public Service Announcement

Educational and sexy, this film proposes an easy way to avoid a no good, very bad day.

The Alley

Fine tattooed strangers find an extremely hot way to pass the time between a few spin cycles.

Boys at the Beach

What's more fun than a day at the beach? A day at the beach with a group meat spin!

The Code

If you haven't already been detoured by their garbage business practices, this film will convince you to never take Uber again. Lyft for life. Note: Please do not try this in your Lyft on the way home from the show.

Bum Appétit

This kinky couple skips straight past dinner to the good stuff. We knew there was a reason we liked the eggplant emoji so much.

Hermetic Dating Rituals

Animated ritualistic demon porn is a first for HUMP!, but this film makes us happy to welcome it into our kinky family.

Dark Room

You might recognize some of the cast of this rough romp. Featuring hot bodies, great sex, and an end you'll not soon forget.

Is Queefing an Instrument?

Queefing is the new rap air horn.


Set in a postapocalyptic nightmare, a man tries to outrun sexually charged hunters in this dark, kinky fantasy. The porn Cormac McCarthy would make if he were gay and kinky.

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Pizza Roles

Pizza roles are always better than gender roles. Stereotypes are shattered in a piece of meta porn set on a porn set!

Bed Bugs

The ghost of boyfriends past haunt a trashed mattress.

Second Favorite Man

The #1 country banger about polyamory.

Morning Comes

Ruminations on sexual insecurity and some very real, very hot morning sex.

Oh the Savings

What really gets this solo masturbator going? Discounts!


Kinky Tumblr girls shot a Lynchian porn! Get ready for sexy, scary, and simultaneously adorable nightmares.


A coffee shop fantasy turns contemporary dance routine in one of the sexiest stripteases HUMP! has ever seen.

The Spaces Between

A lesbian couple tries to overcome the barriers of an un-woke relationship.


A Depeche Mode video on quaaludes, get ready for gender-bending, mind warping, and double-sided-dildo magic.


"Cool drone," said no one ever, until these folks equipped one with a dildo.