Nick Kroll plays a volunteer dentist for Olympians in Olympic Dreams Credit: COURTESY OF IFC FILMS. AN IFC FILMS RELEASE.

Nick Kroll plays a volunteer dentist for Olympians in Olympic Dreams

Nick Kroll plays a volunteer dentist for Olympians in Olympic Dreams COURTESY OF IFC FILMS. AN IFC FILMS RELEASE.

I’m obsessed with the Olympic Village, the makeshift town-within-a-town where athletes live while competing in the Olympics. Rebuilt for each Olympics, the sprawling village is like a college campus for the world’s most fit people. It contains condos, arcades, lounges, and—most importantly—condoms. Lots of condoms, because there’s a lot of sex happening at the Olympics.

In 2012, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte estimated that “70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians” fuck while competing. The recent PyeongChang 2018 Winter Olympic Games set a record for giving out 110,000 condoms to athletes. That’s roughly 37 condoms per athlete. 37. The number fucks with my head.

Chase Burns is The Stranger's former editor. He's covered everything from gay luchadores to chemical weapons to Isabella Rossellini's favorite pets.