Yes, that's her from Die Antwoord. Yes, it's as bad as it looks.

What is great about Chappie? The robot Chappie (Sharlto Copley), the robotโ€™s maker Deon (Dev Patel), the robotโ€™s makerโ€™s boss Michelle (the queen of sci-fi cinema Sigourney Weaver), and the robotโ€™s makerโ€™s rival Vincent (Hugh Jackman), and, finally, the city in which the robot achieves human-level consciousness, Johannesburg (Jozi).

What is bad about Chappie? Simply the rap duo Die Antwoord (Ninja and Yolandi). In this film, the South African pop stars are saddled with the daunting task of representing Johannesburg’s criminal underground, a hyper-violent post-Apartheid underground. The reasons why this burden ultimately breaks the back of this film are two: One, Ninja and Yolandi just canโ€™t act, and two, Ninja and Yolandi are too Dada (in the banal pop mode of that movement) to be gangster.

Sadly, Neill Blomkamp, the director of the sci-fi masterpiece District 9, appears to have run out of steam and has no problem directing a two-hour music video for a second-rate rap group. recommended

Charles Mudede—who writes about film, books, music, and his life in Rhodesia, Zimbabwe, the USA, and the UK for The Stranger—was born near a steel plant in Kwe Kwe, Zimbabwe. He has no memory...