Buzzard is truly a Michigan story. Filmed on location in my home stateâin Detroit, Grand Rapids, Allegan, Rockford, and HollandâBuzzard is a common tale of boredom and economic hopelessness in the Midwestâs âMighty Mitten.â Not unlike Harmony Korineâs Gummo, Buzzard immediately sets the tone with some pretty brutal musicâwith a Chicago doom metal band called Bog Rot, and a Portland, Oregon, death metal band named Honduran. (Doom metal is slower than death metal.)
The film opens with our antihero, a coupon-clipping con artist with the excellent Polish-sounding Russian name Marty Jackitansky, smashing up a Nintendo Power Glove that heâll later convert into a Nightmare on Elm Streetâstyle Freddy Krueger hand. This is the boredom part. This, and everything else in Martyâs lifeâhis boring temp job, his boring coworkers (one of whom is played by the filmâs director, comedy writer Joel Potrykus), and his boring family that he often tells lies to on the telephone.
But out of boredom comes inventionâwatch in awe as Marty turns two boring Totinoâs frozen pizzas into a sandwich filled with Doritos and Hidden Valley Ranch salad dressing. And later, watch in horror as he sharpens his Freddy Krueger finger blades with a large metal file he ordered from the room service of a downtown Detroit hotel.
The economics of Martyâs world is evidenced in his super bad idea of stealing a bunch of refund checks, made out to other people, and then trying to sign them over to himself. Deadpan hilarity ensues. And nobody wins.
This article has been updated since its original publication.