It’s funny, you see, because he’s white.

It’s funny, you see, because he’s white.

Will Ferrell vehicles have become the most boring Choose Your Own Adventure stories ever. You’re essentially given two options: Follow a bloviating egotist cut down to size via failure and physical abuse, or follow a nebbish gent forced to grow a sack via failure and physical abuse. Pick a path, throw in some gay panic and jokey cultural insensitivity, and voila: instant comedy.

Ferrell opts for the second option in Get Hard, playing a nebbish financial exec falsely convicted of embezzlement and facing 10 years in San Quentin. To prepare himself for life on the inside, he hires the owner of his firm’s in-house car service (Kevin Hart), assuming that because he’s black, he’s been locked up…