Unfortunately, Roger’s mustache tragically dies in a 1978 lawn-mower accident.
Clear your schedules, buttholes! The Mad Men series finale is this Sunday, May 17 (AMC, 10 pm)—and if creator Matthew Weiner’s past is any indication, the poop is gonna smack the fan! As you remember, Weiner also created The Sopranos and the now-famous “blackout” scene at the end of the series, which left viewers screaming in confusion over the fate of Tony Soprano. WELL, MR. SMARTY-PANTS WEINER! Just to make sure you’re not pulling any similar shenanigans, I’m writing a little thing called “Wm.™ Steven Humphrey’s Five Most Brilliant Mad Men Theories™ That Will Be Absolutely 100 Percent Correct™!” Now try to bamboozle us, Mr. Shenanigan!…