Stay in your underpants… allllll day.
Yes, I know I announce a new career path every other week—but this time? It’s gonna STICK, panty-holes! Because from now on, you can call me “Wm.™ Steven Humphrey: CYBERCRIMINAL!”
Why a cybercriminal? Well, I’ve heard a lot of good things about this growing industry, and I want to get in on the ground floor. Number one great thing about being a cybercriminal: You can work from home. Sure, I loved the glamour of being an international jewel thief. But in reality? There’s a lot of climbing buildings and avoiding infrared laser security systems…