The Apprentice meets Survivor.
As you know, this coming Sunday is Easter—which is when Christians bellyache about how we non-Christians “stole” the holiday and replaced “religion” with “bunnies and hard-boiled eggs.” Well, don’t get it twisted—because Christians STOLE IT FIRST. It was Christians who yoinked the name “Easter” from the pagan celebration of spring—but whatever. Sounded like a boring party, anyway. HOWEVER! The least Christians could’ve done was make Easter super awesome instead of super depressing! (For more information on “the fetishization of Christ’s crucifixion,” see the last 2,000 years of Christian history or consult your local library.)
So HELL YEAH we’re going to add bunnies…