- DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF KOREA
Three cheers for North Korea, guys! You know, I used to think they were just a bunch of backward weirdos who had no interest in anything other than wearing red stars on their caps and shooting rockets impotently into the ocean. Little did I know they’re actually PUBLIC RELATIONS GENIUSES.
As you recall, North Korea pitched a huge tantrum over that Seth Rogen/James Franco movie The Interview—just because it was a comedy about assassinating their leader, Kim Jong-un! LIGHTEN UP, PEOPLE! If the Islamic State made a movie about killing President Obama, do you think we’d get our panties in a bunch? (That’s a rhetorical question you absolutely should not answer.)
Anyway, long story short…