We will all agree, after watching David Cronenbergโs Maps to the Stars, that Julianne Moore is the best. Yes, we already hold this truth to be self-evident (and her brand-new best actress Oscar for Still Alice only bolsters this known fact), but itโs always delightful to see her in action. And the action is plentiful in Cronenbergโs takedown of Hollywood, starring Moore as waning diva Havana Segrandโa self-involved product of Tinselturd whoโs just as likely to find her Zen poolside as she is to throw her phone into the deep end in a rage-induced hissy fit.
Cronenberg, being Cronenberg, doesnโt flinch from poking at the visceral, and Moore rises to the task in fine form. This is a film where Moore strips down repeatedly, seduces Robert Pattinson in a limo, gets seemingly molested in a creepy therapy session, and noisily poops on a toilet while bossing around her personal assistant. She chews the scenery, and it suits her to no end. Somehow she remains improbably classy throughout. While Mooreโs performance is clear as a bell, Maps to the Starsโ plot is decidedly less soโitโs a convoluted knot that unravels, bit by bit, to reveal the relationships of an expansive cast of characters in Los Angeles. It starts when mousy teenager Agatha (Mia Wasikowska), fresh off the bus from Florida, gets a ride from limo driver Pattinson. With severe facial burns and sporting long black gloves, she might be a loon as she name-drops Carrie Fisher and claims to be the inspiration for Bad Babysitter, a blockbuster kidsโ movie. Maps goes on to revel in the Bieber-esque douchebaggery of Benjie (Evan Bird), child star and recovering drug addict, and his stage mom (Olivia Williams) and self-help-guru dad (John Cusack).
But most of the story focuses on Mooreโs damaged Havana. As a child, she suffered sexual and physical abuse at the hands of her motherโa beautiful actress whose lasting legacy is a cult film called Stolen Watersโand now, as Havanaโs star is waning, sheโs hell-bent on landing her dead motherโs role in a reimagining of the black-and-white classic. Wrap your head around that Greek tragedy. Eventually, Mapsโ stories intertwine and play off each other in vicious cycles where the child becomes the mother and the victim becomes the abuser, like echoes funneling through the canyons of Los Angeles. Itโs a haze of toxicity, backstabbing, and finagling for advantage in the good ol’ dream factory. Then ghosts start popping up, and itโs somewhere in here that Cronenberg and writer Bruce Wagnerโs film stops hitting its marks. (Havana, Agatha, and Benjieโs troubles are already verging on supernaturally awful without some on-the-nose haunting.) But itโs a minor misstep in a eerie, silly, and noirish film that’s filled with the fading glamour of Sunset Boulevard, the maternal monstrosities of Mommie Dearest, and the sordidness of last week’s tabloids. Cronenbergโs world of dark humor, violence, and sexual unease has a rotten Hollywood at its heart, peopled with dynasties of spoiled child stars, pyromaniacs, cults, and spirits. Itโs a place that lets Moore shine brightโeven, or maybe especially, when sheโs dancing and singing, maniacally celebrating the death of a child.![]()
