Porn!

Summertime is funnertime! Here are 10 sexy-time swimming-pool videos
to kick off the season. Please note: Some are definitely NSFW.

10. Bhumika Puri in Swimsuit

Super-gorgeous Bollywood star is approached by super-gorgeous Indian
boy in a pool. No sex, but you should file their faces into your spank
bank anyway.

9. Swim9

Some dirty pervert filmed a bunch of hot young Speedo boy-crotch at
a swim meet. Now 32,017 other dirty perverts enjoy it on YouTube.

8. The Pool Scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

The way Phoebe Cates’s hair slicks back, the way the water kicks up
behind her, all sparkly, when she climbs up that ladder in her red
bikini—um, Judge Reinhold’s character Brad isn’t the only one
who’s ever fap-fap-fapped to that. Shit is timeless.

7. Spring Break Pool Party (NSFW)

So HOT, but… NOT. What I want to know is this: Who throws pool
parties like this, and why do Ron Jeremy and that friend of his in the
pajama pants always get to be the judges?

6. “Swim Team Practice” Turns Into “SURPRISE! Naked Birthday Party!”
Which Then Suddenly Turns Into Really Sad and Bad “Gym Orgy” (NSFW)

This would never, EVER happen in real life.

5. Three Tan Asses on a Turquoise Raft (NSFW)

Can’t you almost smell that Hawaiian Tropic oil? Oooh, girl, slap it
again. This one’s good for the first 20 seconds only. Then some asshole
named Preston, who’s running the camera, starts talking, and the whole
fantasy is ruined.

4. Underwater Dance

I think girls SHOULD try to hit on you while wearing scuba gear and
dancing to bad ’80s music underwater. What’s wrong with it?

3. Jean Franko

If I lost my boyfriend somewhere in Barcelona, I wouldn’t mind if a
shiny-black-Speedo-clad Jean Franko and his buddy Despino tried to
console me. Mmm-mmm! Wait, what? What do you mean they’re gay?

2. Tera Patrick’s Porn-Star Pool Party (NSFW)

If a baby-bonnet-wearing midget calls on the phone and invites you
to an all-girl—make that an all-PORN-STAR-girl—party at
Tera Patrick’s house, you should probably just go. With 20-some naked
girls running around, you’ll eventually forget the midgets are there, I
promise.

1. The Underwater Scuba BJ (NSFW)

Okay, okay. It’s the ocean, not a pool… I care not. This
underwater blowjob—complete with mask, fins, and
snorkel—does NOT look easy. The music is hilariously terrible and
the video goes on and on, but the beginning is pure tropical magic.