Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Defend your willingness to see the new Tom Cruise movie. (This premise will self-destruct in 474 words.)
Guess what: I can’t defend it. Aside from the thing of just liking what you like, I really can’t account for how much I enjoy Tom Cruise movies. By which I mean proper late-period Tom Cruise movies, the ones with stunts and running, especially the Mission: Impossible series—the sixth installment of which, Fallout, opens July 27.
By the way, this is not a review of Fallout. I haven’t seen it. Yet. They didn’t screen it in time for our deadline; why bother when they know how much people who care about cinema hate Tom Cruise?
