[NOTE FROM HUMPY: Guys! I’m on vacation this week, but check out this column from 2010, filled with archaic pop culture references that the youth of today won’t understand at all. Enjoy!]
I’m gonna come right out and say it: I’M SICK OF ZOMBIES! I know zombies are supposed to be the “new” vampires—but I’m not sick of old vampires yet! Actually, that’s not true: I am sick of pasty-faced vampires and their weak-kneed, lip-biting human girlfriends, but I’m totally psyched about Native American shirtless werewolves with smokin’ hot abs. (Team Jacob 4-EVAH!) [NOTE: That’s a Twilight reference. —2014 Humpy]
But stop distracting me! I’m talking about zombies—and how they’re the monster equivalent of Amy Winehouse…