Region: West Seattle.

Happy hours: Daily 4–6 pm and 11 pm–1 am, Sat–Sun noon–4 pm.

Music: Relentlessly pumping late-'90s miscellany.

Crowd: Dense, sweat-soaked.

Men's apparel: Polo shirts, button-down plaids, and baseball caps set at various jaunty angles.

Women's apparel: Aggressively revealing.

Happy-hour food specials: $3 pizza slices, including the Coppola (goat cheese, garlic, red bell peppers, mozzarella, and marinara) and the Westside (mushrooms, pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara).

Happy-hour drink specials: $4 wells, $3 pints (Alaskan, Pyramid Hefeweizen, Sierra Nevada, and others). MARTI JONJAK